Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 that one's probably not going to happen again :painfap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 What did you guys eat? Half a pack of ramen noodles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 It's ok, take a seat and let mochi tell you what went wrong with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 what do you think i am a fatcat? we shared one lentil. i kept my ramen noodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 well what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 so you're just going to hit it and quit it....I didn't peg you as that kinda guy :-\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 It's ok, take a seat and let mochi tell you what went wrong with it. didn't talk about enough gays in anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 so you're just going to hit it and quit it....I didn't peg you as that kinda guy :-\ i didn't do that kind of stuff on a first date. or second. or ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 didn't talk about enough gays in anime Avoiding such a big issue like that sounds like you were over compensating for something, being gay perhaps?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 well what happened? i mean nothing bad happened idk if we really clicked. i liked her but i don't think a second date's going to happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 Avoiding such a big issue like that sounds like you were over compensating for something, being gay perhaps?? that's how they get you. they lure you in with an interesting conversation and BAM, communism. now you're trapped in a boring hour long conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 so you're just going to hit it and quit it....I didn't peg you as that kinda guy :-\ But he does like to be pegged, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 i mean nothing bad happened idk if we really clicked. i liked her but i don't think a second date's going to happen this is why that neutral non-date hangout with other people around as buffers is crucial.... fuck that trying to click on the first date bullshit...I want to be clicked the fuck up before I unwittingly spend $200 on a date with Ms. I think watching cartoons as an adult is a sign of immaturity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 this is why that neutral non-date hangout with other people around as buffers is crucial.... fuck that trying to click on the first date bullshit...I want to be clicked the fuck up before I unwittingly spend $200 on a date with Ms. I think watching cartoons as an adult is a sign of immaturity i mean it's the first date i've been on in probably 4 years, so i probably also was about as interesting as a wet sponge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Lol is this a girl from work or a dating site? I know it has to be one or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 SatisfactoryEros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 But he does like to be pegged, right? but you gotta go through this dog and pony show where he pretends he's drunk and he's "gonna regret this in the morning" and you pretend to buy it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 SatisfactoryEros What Is that her okcupid name or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 What Is that her okcupid name or https://www.okcupid.com/profile/satisfactoryeros whut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 What Is that her okcupid name or i'm sorry, i forgot i'm not allowed to make a smart joke. Eros is the Greek god of sexual attraction, like Cupid is for Rome. Satisfactory is a synonym for Ok. OkCupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 this is why that neutral non-date hangout with other people around as buffers is crucial.... fuck that trying to click on the first date bullshit...I want to be clicked the fuck up before I unwittingly spend $200 on a date with Ms. I think watching cartoons as an adult is a sign of immaturity Bitches be trippin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 https://www.okcupid.com/profile/satisfactoryeros whut aww man that dude took the name. i was actually going to change mine to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 i'm sorry, i forgot i'm not allowed to make a smart joke. Eros is the Greek god of sexual attraction, like Cupid is for Rome. Satisfactory is a synonym for Ok. OkCupid Cool, cool... Hey I think zeni might've just made a love connection for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 aww man that dude took the name. i was actually going to change mine to that You sure that wasn't your date? He's really weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 i mean it's the first date i've been on in probably 4 years, so i probably also was about as interesting as a wet sponge well, I don't know what to tell ya...if you're a wet sponge you're a wet sponge...the trick is finding someone who finds wet sponges interesting or finding someone who thinks you're pretty enough that they'll overlook what comes out of your mouth... it's a lot of work to try and be interesting...what with the figuring out what kinda guy interests her and the faking being that guy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 You sure that wasn't your date? He's really weird. well he's about 2000ish miles from me. i wouldn't meet someone 50 miles from me because i thought it was too far. i'm also not into long distance relationships, been there done that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 well, I don't know what to tell ya...if you're a wet sponge you're a wet sponge...the trick is finding someone who finds wet sponges interesting or finding someone who thinks you're pretty enough that they'll overlook what comes out of your mouth... it's a lot of work to try and be interesting...what with the figuring out what kinda guy interests her and the faking being that guy..... well i didn't really try to fake much and maybe that was the problem? idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Being a jerk works every time....Unless you really like her. Then you just have really work to keep her interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 i don't know if i "really" like her yet. i'm also a jerk to everyone regardless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 Being a jerk works every time....Unless you really like her. Then you just have really work to keep her interested also you've seen my house, i don't know if i really need someone else to validate my personality. it's worked so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 also you've seen my house, i don't know if i really need someone else to validate my personality. it's worked so far Oh, by all means do you......I'm in no position to judge. I just felt like I had been lurking for 30 minutes and wanted to post something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 Oh, by all means do you......I'm in no position to judge. I just felt like I had been lurking for 30 minutes and wanted to post something nah it's fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 well i didn't really try to fake much and maybe that was the problem? idk "didn't really try to fake much" you're either all the way in or you don't bother at all....that's the difference between Bernie Madoff and the guy running a three card monte game on a Brooklyn side street... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 Madoff's in jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Madoff's in jail so's the guy running the street hussle, but while they were playing the game, Madoff was slaying the metaphorical puss, ya feel me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 eh, it'll either happen or it won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 > that's the spirit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 2, 2017 Author Share Posted September 2, 2017 i've stopped focusing on trying to get some, it wasn't happening. i focused instead on trying to get money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 3, 2017 Author Share Posted September 3, 2017 spare a ramen noodle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 i've stopped focusing on trying to get some, it wasn't happening. i focused instead on trying to get money ehhh, you've been listening to uncle Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Congrats on having a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 3, 2017 Author Share Posted September 3, 2017 Congrats on having a girlfriend Wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 You dint make her your girlfriend I dint read the thread but i assumed you pulled the trigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted September 3, 2017 Author Share Posted September 3, 2017 pulled what trigger lol. nothing happened. i'll get back on it tomorrow and start messaging folks again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 ????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 It's ok, take a seat and let mochi tell you what went wrong with it. The problem was that mochi wasn't the one on the date. :it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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