André Toulon Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 You order something spicy and while you're eating you may slightly open your mouth to inhale and exhale in a futile attempt to subdue a bit of the heat but instead you wind up sucking a pepper or some shit down your throat and now you're hacking and gasping in front of everyone and you keep thinking it's over and maybe you can take a sip of your beverage, but a sudden choke forces you to hack into your glass and you spew drink all over your clothes so now you're just sticky and and some of the drink, along with some of the spicy shit winds up in your nose and now your nostrils are hot. Fuck this Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Well.... not exactly that But I have done the inhale hot sauce thing and coughed so hard I had to go puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Not really. Any time I've eaten something spicy is intentional no matter how awful I feel afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I love it actually. The first time it happened to me, I saw the realm of life and death split and bend together, beneath the weight of time, and that's when I knew I was destined to be a claims adjuster. So I have that experience to thank for my very fulfilling career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 You order something spicy and while you're eating you may slightly open your mouth to inhale and exhale in a futile attempt to subdue a bit of the heat but instead you wind up sucking a pepper or some shit down your throat and now you're hacking and gasping in front of everyone and you keep thinking it's over and maybe you can take a sip of your beverage, but a sudden choke forces you to hack into your glass and you spew drink all over your clothes so now you're just sticky and and some of the drink, along with some of the spicy shit winds up in your nose and now your nostrils are hot. Fuck this Friday i would have paid for the lunch just so I could be the one to sit there and laugh at you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 i would have paid for the lunch just so I could be the one to sit there and laugh at you..... It was breakfast, we had a meeting at Ihop and I like jalapenos in my omelette. Their peppers aren't even really hot, but if you suck one down your throat, it'll fuck you up. Now I'm all shame and shit and plotting on embarrassing someone else so they forget the tears and slobber that were pouring from my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 No, can't say I know that feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 No because I eat spicy foods slowly to better enjoy the tingling in my mouth. I'd laugh at you, but mocking someone for choking while I'm eating right now is just asking for bad luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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