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Lemon balm, organic carob pod, Indian sarsaparilla root, cinnamon bark, ginger root, stevia leaf, hazelnut, brown rice powder, licorice, cinnamon bark oil and kava kava.

 

That's more ingredients than Pepsi. 

 

It's not your average beverage.

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Do you know what ingredients are in Pepsi?

 

(This'll be good.)

I stopped drinking Pepsi.  High fructose corn syrup and phosphoric acid don't appeal to me.  There used to be cane sugar and citric acid.  By the way, phosphoric acid is also an ingredient in toilet bowl disinfectant.
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I stopped drinking Pepsi.  High fructose corn syrup and phosphoric acid don't appeal to me.  There used to be cane sugar and citric acid.  By the way, phosphoric acid is also an ingredient in toilet bowl disinfectant.

 

Nice dodge.  Get back on Google, and start showing us some results ... or, else.

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Nice dodge.  Get back on Google, and start showing us some results ... or, else.

What am I dodging?  I don't have any Pepsi in the house and yes, there's hfcs and phosphoric acid in Pepsi.  What do you want?  The carbonated water, perhaps?
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I want all the ingredients in Pepsi, Kenny.  ALL OF THEM.

 

C'mon, I know you can do it motherfucker.  Prove to me that there a less ingredients in Pepsi than whatever shit purge you posted.

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I want all the ingredients in Pepsi, Kenny.  ALL OF THEM.

 

C'mon, I know you can do it motherfucker.  Prove to me that there a less ingredients in Pepsi than whatever shit purge you posted.

 

Fuck you. He doesnt have to tell you shit.

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I want all the ingredients in Pepsi, Kenny.  ALL OF THEM.

 

C'mon, I know you can do it motherfucker.  Prove to me that there a less ingredients in Pepsi than whatever shit purge you posted.

I'm not gonna buy a can of Pepsi just to prove something to you.  Count the tea ingredients and then count the ingredients on your own can of Pepsi.
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I'm not gonna buy a can of Pepsi just to prove something to you.  Count the tea ingredients and then count the ingredients on your own can of Pepsi.

 

So what you're saying is wrong.

 

Lemon balm, organic carob pod, Indian sarsaparilla root, cinnamon bark, ginger root, stevia leaf, hazelnut, brown rice powder, licorice, cinnamon bark oil and kava kava.

 

That's more ingredients than Pepsi. 

 

It's not your average beverage.

 

But, it's not really is it?

 

...

 

I wonder what it means to be you?  To wake up each day in a hovel, trying furiously to come up with something in that feeble brain of yours so you don't have to think about how much your work sucks, your co workers hate you, and your landlady steals from you - and all your can come up with is how shitty tea is more complicated than a well known cola drink with a secret recipe containing a centuries worth of ingredient tweaks.  God, it must be murder being a stupid person trying to escape the mundane.

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So what you're saying is wrong.

 

But, it's not really is it?

 

...

 

I wonder what it means to be you?  To wake up each day in a hovel, trying furiously to come up with something in that feeble brain of yours so you don't have to think about how much your work sucks, your co workers hate you, and your landlady steals from you - and all your can come up with is how shitty tea is more complicated than a well known cola drink with a secret recipe containing a centuries worth of ingredient tweaks.  God, it must be murder being a stupid person trying to escape the mundane.

Why are you even arguing about this?  Eleven are more than eight, shit head.  images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7kYBWfQIY23ekYlXX5pMxPtOu38CjNbuNLT0XmRrRKBJfb6xqOV2iljg
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Why are you even arguing about this?  Eleven are more than eight, shit head.  images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7kYBWfQIY23ekYlXX5pMxPtOu38CjNbuNLT0XmRrRKBJfb6xqOV2iljg

 

"Natural flavors"  is not one ingredient, you stupid piece of shit.

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It can be be as much as zero.  Really... those chemicals just "naturally" taste that way.

 

Like these natural flavors, right?

 

Lemon balm, organic carob pod, Indian sarsaparilla root, cinnamon bark, ginger root, stevia leaf, hazelnut, brown rice powder, licorice, cinnamon bark oil and kava kava.

 

I'm guessing those "chemicals" cause dementia.

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Like these natural flavors, right?

 

I'm guessing those "chemicals" cause dementia.

No, they just throw in buzz words like that to make it sound healthy for you.  It means nothing most of the time.  Phosphoric acid is not at all a healthful substance to drink.
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No, they just throw in buzz words like that to make it sound healthy for you.  It means nothing most of the time.  Phosphoric acid is not at all a healthful substance to drink.

 

And who said Pepsi or it's ingredients are healthy?

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Says the dude that has a hankering for shitty cafeteria burgers at midnight.  If I was trying to give myself a heart attack, I'd probably just got to Five Guys like everyone else.

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It can be be as much as zero.  Really... those chemicals just "naturally" taste that way.

No, natural flavors cannot be zero. You don't list "natural flavors" if there are zero "natural flavors". It has to be 2 or more to be plural within the context of an ingredients label.

 

"NATURAL FLAVOR

A Natual Flavor is a flavor that is derived from a natural substance such as a fruit or fruit juice, spice, vegetable or herb. The term natural favor is defined by the FDA and all of PepsiCo’s flavors meet this definition."

https://www.pepsicobeveragefacts.com/home/ingredientglossary#NATURAL FLAVOR

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And who said Pepsi or it's ingredients are healthy?

Nobody... directly anyway.  Just the use of the word, "natural" in something composed primarily of toxic, artificial chemicals is enough to give a false impression of healthfulness to the most gullible and stupid of culture. 

 

"natural flavors" can be interpreted as, "Well... at least it has the flavor of something natural."  It doesn't even need to be an actual ingredient or set of ingredients.

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Nobody... directly anyway.  Just the use of the word, "natural" in something composed primarily of toxic, artificial chemicals is enough to give a false impression of healthfulness to the most gullible and stupid of culture. 

 

"natural flavors" can be interpreted as, "Well... at least it has the flavor of something natural."  It doesn't even need to be an actual ingredient or set of ingredients.

 

Not, really... no.

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Not, really... no.

 

Even if true, that wouldn't help the "it could be zero ingredients, the shit in OP still has more" claim.

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Not, really... no.

I just finished off a can of UCC original blend coffee.  Ingredients: water, sugar, milk powder, coffee, emulsifier. 

 

Are they trying to cover up anything?  Are they making implied claims about how its flavor is "natural"? 

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Nobody... directly anyway.  Just the use of the word, "natural" in something composed primarily of toxic, artificial chemicals is enough to give a false impression of healthfulness to the most gullible and stupid of culture. 

 

"natural flavors" can be interpreted as, "Well... at least it has the flavor of something natural."  It doesn't even need to be an actual ingredient or set of ingredients.

No, "natural flavor" could be interpreted as 1. "Natural flavors" has to be at least 2.

 

But the point of the conversation wasn't about how natural "natural flavors" is. The conversation was about the number of "natural flavors" causing the ingredients list on a Pepsi to match or exceed the number of ingredients you listed. Whether it's really natural is irrelevant.

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No, "natural flavor" could be interpreted as 1. "Natural flavors" has to be at least 2.

 

But the point of the conversation wasn't about how natural "natural flavors" is. The conversation was about the number of "natural flavors" causing the ingredients list on a Pepsi to match or exceed the number of ingredients you listed. Whether it's really natural is irrelevant.

Look at other food and beverage claims.  "... with natural lemon flavor" meaning, it tastes like natural lemons.  That's not an ingredient, it's an opinion.  That's done excessively all throughout the food and beverage industry.
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Look at other food and beverage claims.  "... with natural lemon flavor" meaning, it tastes like natural lemons.  That's not an ingredient, it's an opinion.  That's done excessively all throughout the food and beverage industry.

Again, it doesn't matter if it's natural or not. An ingredient is an ingredient. What they classify as "natural" has nothing to do with the number of ingredients the phrase covers.
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Again, it doesn't matter if it's natural or not. An ingredient is an ingredient. What they classify as "natural" has nothing to do with the number of ingredients the phrase covers.

I'm saying it's not even a substance - it's an opinion of taste, nothing more.
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I'm saying it's not even a substance - it's an opinion of taste, nothing more.

 

Lol.  Kenny is introducing a philosophical argument to make a point.

 

If someone cums is in my mouth, and I can't taste it...

...is cum really in my mouth?

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That's fucking retarded.  :|

Okay... so, Pepsico is going to leave itself wide open for major liability claims in federal court when somebody happens to have a severe allergic reaction to one of the "at least two" ingredients that it decided to cover up and hide under one generic statement as opposed to identifying and listing them as required under federal labeling requirements.

 

What's retarded, again?

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I'm saying it's not even a substance - it's an opinion of taste, nothing more.

God, you're so fucking retarded.

 

""NATURAL FLAVOR

A Natual Flavor is a flavor that is derived from a natural substance such as a fruit or fruit juice, spice, vegetable or herb. The term natural favor is defined by the FDA and all of PepsiCo’s flavors meet this definition.""

 

That's not a substance, you blithering dumbfuck?

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Okay... so, Pepsico is going to leave itself wide open for major liability claims in federal court when somebody happens to have a severe allergic reaction to one of the "at least two" ingredients that it decided to cover up and hide under one generic statement as opposed to identifying and listing them as required under federal labeling requirements.

 

What's retarded, again?

 

Umm no. Not everything has to be listed on the product if it's natural unless it is known for extreme allergies like nuts. There is a such thing as people and companies wanting to protect their recipe so for example they won't list literally everything for a bottle of barbecue sauce because they don't want others copying it.

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Okay... so, Pepsico is going to leave itself wide open for major liability claims in federal court when somebody happens to have a severe allergic reaction to one of the "at least two" ingredients that it decided to cover up and hide under one generic statement as opposed to identifying and listing them as required under federal labeling requirements.

The statement doesn't cover allergens. Allergens are required by law to be listed separately with proper warnings on the label.

What's retarded, again?

You are.

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Umm no. Not everything has to be listed on the product if it's natural unless it is known for extreme allergies like nuts. There is a such thing as people and companies wanting to protect their recipe so for example they won't list literally everything for a bottle of barbecue sauce because they don't want others copying it.

That might have been true, way back before reverse engineering.
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Lol.  Kenny is introducing a philosophical argument to make a point.

 

If someone cums is in my mouth, and I can't taste it...

...is cum really in my mouth?

 

It all goes back to the cigarettes - if you don't see them, you can't smell them.

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The statement doesn't cover allergens. Allergens are required by law to be listed separately with proper warnings on the label.You are.

"Known" allergens.  Seriously... anybody could be allergic to any substance.  All it takes that one in a hundred million longshot to surface.
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That might have been true, way back before reverse engineering.

 

You got me. Now that you opened my eyes, since I love Mountain Dew I'm going to reverse engineer that shit and make it cheaper and exactly the way I like it for myself at home.

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Lol.  Kenny is introducing a philosophical argument to make a point.

 

If someone cums is in my mouth, and I can't taste it...

...is cum really in my mouth?

And you just pointed out another natural flavor.  If they could cover up and hide such ingredients under a generic term, then how do you really know what you're consuming?
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And you just pointed out another natural flavor.  If they could cover up and hide such ingredients under a generic term, then how do you really know what you're consuming?

 

I dunno, but I know its not imaginary like the cum in my mouth or the cigarette smoke on your clothes.

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"Known" allergens.  Seriously... anybody could be allergic to any substance.  All it takes that one in a hundred million longshot to surface.

Oh yes, all those lawsuits over severe allergic Pepsi reactions that keep not happening.

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Oh yes, all those lawsuits over severe allergic Pepsi reactions that keep not happening.

If the ingredients are there, there will be one.  Not a matter of "if" but "when".  Just like the Yellowstone volcano.
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If the ingredients are there, there will be one.  Not a matter of "if" but "when".  Just like the Yellowstone volcano.

And there's potential to have allergic reactions to water, but it's so rare nobody labels water as "may cause allergic reactions". If they're not putting one of the hallmark allergens in a product, the allergen is probably exceptionally rare. There's probably gluten in it, people can be allergic to gluten, but those people would be avoiding Pepsi products anyway.
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I'd like to point out that there is about as much phosphoric acid in one tablespoon of brown rice flour as there is in one can of pepsi

 

You're going to get the absolute most ridiculous rebuttal.

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Do you and fuggz call each other and bet on which one of you can say the stupidest shit every day.

 

Look man, nothing you consume or own is better than anything anyone else has or eats.

 

You drink trash

you eat trash

your hairstyle is trash

you dress like trash

you work in trash

you own trash

you steal trash

you live in trash

 

Your entire life is just trash.

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