Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Recently, I’ve received the e-mail informing me that the rough draft of my thesis is due to my advisor in 24 days. The current title is very likely going to be trashed, so I've been stressing about creating a new title for it. So let's play a game: I don't tell you a goddamned thing about what my thesis is about, and you generate a title for it. All you get to know is that it's a work of fiction, novel-length. Here's the prize: If I'm inspired by ANY part of your title -- or multiple user’s titles -- I'll put those users in my master's thesis acknowledgements page and read your username aloud to the audience, and for a brief moment, you'll be marginally indirectly introduced to a crowd featuring award-winning poets, nonfiction, and fiction writers. There is a chance nobody will win. Because let's face it, the odds of landing even a partially relevant title to work you know nothing about is pretty slim. But you also have nothing to lose and a very very tiny award to gain.
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Chiggers in the Midst Gorillas in the Mist Wistful for the Future of Tomorrow's Yesterday To: Pasadena
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 There is no title, it's whatever you make it out to be
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 I Identify As A Wasp Nest And I'm Cummin For That Ass
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Bygone Days of the Creek Splashin' and Poke Sallet
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Posted August 5, 2017 There is no title, it's whatever you make it out to be Imagine me in a silk robe with my pinky finger in my mouth and a martini in my other hand, saying, seductively, "ooOoh, how postmodern!"
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 The Seduction of Postmodern Accoutrements The Seductive Accoutrements of Postmodernity, Or: How I Learned To Stop Accruing Accoutrements and Be Seduced By the Post-Modern A Forum Named This, So Let's Drop All Pretenses of It Being Anything Real
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Davie Bowie and Freddie Mercury's Big Gay Frot Fest
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Posted August 5, 2017 The Seduction of Postmodern Accoutrements The Seductive Accoutrements of Postmodernity, Or: How I Learned To Stop Accruing Accoutrements and Be Seduced By the Post-Modern A Forum Named This, So Let's Drop All Pretenses of It Being Anything Real I'd love to see the jacket design for a book with a title that damned long.
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 "I tried killing my feelings for you,but instead, the feelings killed me"
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand (title of a song so idk)
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Posted August 5, 2017 Gays in Anime Novel, not an imagined thesis of what I would pursue as a masters candidate in Cinema Studies.
God-Says-No Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 a mind full of fucks secret tunnel whispering eye something rough comes this way
mthor Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Questionable Expectations (My lab partner and I named our first genetics lab report "Corn and Punishment," so this is not without precedent.)
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Posted August 5, 2017 Questionable Expectations (My lab partner and I named our first genetics lab report "Corn and Punishment," so this is not without precedent.) This could be the title of my memoir about writing this and being in an MFA simultaneously.
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Posted August 5, 2017 Fight Like Hell Mickey Spillane is that you??
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 There is a Bug in the Corner of My Room but I'm Not Fast Enough to Catch It
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 The Adventures of Tootie, the Rotting Shark Carcass
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Mickey Spillane is that you?? I'm watching an ESPN 30 for 30 and they showed a Jimmy V Foundation commercial with Stuart Scott at his ESPY speech and he said that. Holy run-on sentence, Batman.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2017 Posted August 5, 2017 Mickey Spillane is that you?? Oh, oh, I've got a really good one. The Catcher in the Rye.
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