Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Recently, I’ve received the e-mail informing me that the rough draft of my thesis is due to my advisor in 24 days. The current title is very likely going to be trashed, so I've been stressing about creating a new title for it. So let's play a game: I don't tell you a goddamned thing about what my thesis is about, and you generate a title for it. All you get to know is that it's a work of fiction, novel-length. Here's the prize: If I'm inspired by ANY part of your title -- or multiple user’s titles -- I'll put those users in my master's thesis acknowledgements page and read your username aloud to the audience, and for a brief moment, you'll be marginally indirectly introduced to a crowd featuring award-winning poets, nonfiction, and fiction writers. There is a chance nobody will win. Because let's face it, the odds of landing even a partially relevant title to work you know nothing about is pretty slim. But you also have nothing to lose and a very very tiny award to gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Little Boxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 A History of Nothing As Seen From Bark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 The Devil's a Drag Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Chiggers in the Midst Gorillas in the Mist Wistful for the Future of Tomorrow's Yesterday To: Pasadena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Wackstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Dam Minons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 There is no title, it's whatever you make it out to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 F*#$%!@Ω&N MINYIMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 The Feast of Cu Chulainn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 I Identify As A Wasp Nest And I'm Cummin For That Ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Take it or make it while you fake it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Bygone Days of the Creek Splashin' and Poke Sallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 There is no title, it's whatever you make it out to be Imagine me in a silk robe with my pinky finger in my mouth and a martini in my other hand, saying, seductively, "ooOoh, how postmodern!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 The Seduction of Postmodern Accoutrements The Seductive Accoutrements of Postmodernity, Or: How I Learned To Stop Accruing Accoutrements and Be Seduced By the Post-Modern A Forum Named This, So Let's Drop All Pretenses of It Being Anything Real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Sorry, I've Been Drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 No, YPU;VE Been Drinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Davie Bowie and Freddie Mercury's Big Gay Frot Fest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Keep Honking! I'm Getting Another Beer pt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 The Last of the Summer Frotting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 i dropped my grenade somewhere sergeant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 The Seduction of Postmodern Accoutrements The Seductive Accoutrements of Postmodernity, Or: How I Learned To Stop Accruing Accoutrements and Be Seduced By the Post-Modern A Forum Named This, So Let's Drop All Pretenses of It Being Anything Real I'd love to see the jacket design for a book with a title that damned long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 "I tried killing my feelings for you,but instead, the feelings killed me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 the sexual adventures of toothpaste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Notice me senpai and notice my thesis too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand (title of a song so idk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Splenda in the Ass or Metropolis Rising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Avocado testicles ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Meat Martini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Naraku's Butt ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Gays in Anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 Gays in Anime Novel, not an imagined thesis of what I would pursue as a masters candidate in Cinema Studies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Biking in Anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 a mind full of fucks secret tunnel whispering eye something rough comes this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Sonic With a Human Ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 It's not like I like you or anything baka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Read me or rip me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Questionable Expectations (My lab partner and I named our first genetics lab report "Corn and Punishment," so this is not without precedent.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Pod 6 is jerks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 Questionable Expectations (My lab partner and I named our first genetics lab report "Corn and Punishment," so this is not without precedent.) This could be the title of my memoir about writing this and being in an MFA simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Martyr Street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Fight Like Hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 Fight Like Hell Mickey Spillane is that you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Dusty Comforter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 There is a Bug in the Corner of My Room but I'm Not Fast Enough to Catch It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 The Adventures of Tootie, the Rotting Shark Carcass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Mickey Spillane is that you?? I'm watching an ESPN 30 for 30 and they showed a Jimmy V Foundation commercial with Stuart Scott at his ESPY speech and he said that. Holy run-on sentence, Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Mickey Spillane is that you?? Oh, oh, I've got a really good one. The Catcher in the Rye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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