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four hours into filling out this job application....


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It's all about the video application now.

 

Recording of you dancing around with a pillow while Rick Astley plays = employee material!

 

Do you really think this is a good idea :| :|

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Zeni has three throw away cell phones for references.... he ain't no dummy.

But can he get them turned on when he steals them?

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Zeni has three throw away cell phones for references.... he ain't no dummy.

 

He got a ps4 past security, well no one ever said he was stupid really.  :|

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I gave up.  :|

 

 

 

:|

 

you're a lying sack of poo

 

 

no application takes that long

 

 

you didn't do any application

stop crying for attention and actually do it.

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you're a lying sack of poo

 

 

no application takes that long

 

 

you didn't do any application

stop crying for attention and actually do it.

to be fair, Taleo applications are notorious for being absolutely terrible. four hours for one application no, for multiple? i'd believe it

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you're a lying sack of poo

 

 

no application takes that long

 

 

you didn't do any application

stop crying for attention and actually do it.

 

Thanks for the support.  :|

Guest The Hound
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Thanks for the support.  :|

GO ACTUALLY DO IT THEN.

 

 

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i mean i have no right to really address him on this, considering how i make my money and how much money i take from the govt legally.

 

 

so idgaf but im sick of people preaching sob stories without actually doing anything about them, or making up lies for attention.

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i mean i have no right to really address him on this, considering how i make my money and how much money i take from the govt legally.

 

 

so idgaf but im sick of people preaching sob stories without actually doing anything about them, or making up lies for attention.

spare a ramen noodle?

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i mean i have no right to really address him on this, considering how i make my money and how much money i take from the govt legally.

 

 

so idgaf but im sick of people preaching sob stories without actually doing anything about them, or making up lies for attention.

 

I'm sick and tired of you people complaining about shit. I WILL GIVE YOU SOME REAL PROBLEMS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

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Do you want me to wire you a few bucks? I mean how much do ramen really cost? I have some spare change here.

 

You would have to deposit that change in to an account for wire transfer, and they usually cost $15-$25 to send, and most receiving banks charge $8-$20...... I think you should rethink this.

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You would have to deposit that change in to an account for wire transfer, and they usually cost $15-$25 to send, and most receiving banks charge $8-$20...... I think you should rethink this.

 

What if I just mail the change for $3.99 ?

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I gave up.  :|

 

 

 

:|

 

For my job, I didn't file an application until three weeks after I was already hired and working.  The person who interviewed me just took my name, social security number and me fill a w4.  She did ask a lot of questions about experience, etc.  The application later was just a formality to satisfy the company requirements. 
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For my job, I didn't file an application until three weeks after I was already hired and working.  The person who interviewed me just took my name, social security number and me fill a w4.  She did ask a lot of questions about experience, etc.  The application later was just a formality to satisfy the company requirements.

 

Experience?

 

"Hi do you know how to clean shit up?"

 

"LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE, MY ENTIRE LIFE IS SHIT!"

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Experience?

 

"Hi do you know how to clean shit up?"

 

"LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE, MY ENTIRE LIFE IS SHIT!"

Do you know how to run a floor buffer without causing a few thousand dollars in damage to the furnishings and walls?  Who are your references and may we contact them to verify your performance?
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Do you know how to run a floor buffer without causing a few thousand dollars in damage to the furnishings and walls?  Who are your references and may we contact them to verify your performance?

 

I am sure I can figure it out, Mr Wizard. But, you know... when my guidance counselor asked the class what we wanted to be when we grew up? Not one person in the class said "Broke ass fucked up looking janitor in the worst fucking rectal wart of a city in America"

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I got steak and salmon on the grill, after all that noise.... I am just heating up.

 

Nice.

 

Booze too? You need some booze for a night like that.


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