Sawdamizer Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Nah, drinking some iced tea right now. Give my liver a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Maybe try a job agency and do some volunteer work to create references? Idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I am sure I can figure it out, Mr Wizard. But, you know... when my guidance counselor asked the class what we wanted to be when we grew up? Not one person in the class said "Broke ass fucked up looking janitor in the worst fucking rectal wart of a city in America" Most of the kids in my class wanted to drummers in rock bands, professional hockey goalies, casino game dealers, teachers and even one that said he wanted to be a lawyer. The majority of them are either dead or in prison. The one who said he wanted to be a lawyer ended up as a HVAC technician. I'm not broke... I have no major debts besides this mortgage and I finish every month in the black. That means, cash on hand, undedicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 29, 2017 Author Share Posted July 29, 2017 Most of the kids in my class wanted to drummers in rock bands, professional hockey goalies, casino game dealers, teachers and even one that said he wanted to be a lawyer. The majority of them are either dead or in prison. The one who said he wanted to be a lawyer ended up as a HVAC technician. I'm not broke... I have no major debts besides this mortgage and I finish every month in the black. That means, cash on hand, undedicated. Alot of people from my highschool class are dead or in prison. Its fucking crazy. ::: ::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 It's ok you're hired Now here is your bucket and mop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Alot of people from my highschool class are dead or in prison. Its fucking crazy. ::: ::: my yearbook got lost and i never cared about those people. i think some of them are working at the same jobs they were working at in high school which i think is pretty sad honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 you know i actually feel bad for people working minimum wage. breaking out of character for a minute it's been 7.25 since i was in high school and i was earning close to that shit back then. it was honestly an insult. like thanks for an hour here's 7 bucks go buy yourself a soda, kid. like fuck you old man i have dreams. also ive been drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 you know i actually feel bad for people working minimum wage. breaking out of character for a minute it's been 7.25 since i was in high school and i was earning close to that shit back then. it was honestly an insult. like thanks for an hour here's 7 bucks go buy yourself a soda, kid. like fuck you old man i have dreams. also ive been drinking "Things Zeni would say for $500, Alex" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 "Things Zeni would say for $500, Alex" except unlike zeni, i have a salary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 i mean i'm poor ramen noodles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 except unlike zeni, i have a salary And a chance at getting laid with a member of the opposite sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 And a chance at getting laid with a member of the opposite sex. So........... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 And a chance at getting laid with a member of the opposite sex. i guess a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance is still a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 So........... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=incel nah, i don't feel the world owes me sex. i'm aware the problem is me, but i'm too stubborn to do anything about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 nah, i don't feel the world owes me sex. i'm aware the problem is me, but i'm too stubborn to do anything about it yeah.. its totally because you're stubborn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 It's ok you're hired Now here is your bucket and mop And here are your two pensions, your medical insurance, your seniority rights, your access to dispute mediation, your paid vacations, your periodic bonuses, your ever growing severance package, your disability insurance and your low cost prescription plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 yeah.. its totally because you're stubborn well i own a house, don't live with a parent, financially stable with no debt, live in the nicest part of my area. so i have that going for me, which you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 well i own a house, don't live with a parent, financially stable with no debt, live in the nicest part of my area. so i have that going for me, which you don't. its because i dont need any of all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 i guess a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance is still a chance You can always get a waifu >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 its because i dont need any of all that you don't need financial stability? well then i hope you enjoy your mound of debt with whatever pour soul you fail to fill your empty life with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 You can always get a waifu >.> i mean i do want to bang that girl from Paramore, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 i mean i do want to bang that girl from Paramore, does that count? Haley Williams i think her name is. I dunno if she has a pillow print in stock. Shes too 3-d anyways for a waifu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Haley Williams i think her name is. I dunno if she has a pillow print in stock. Shes too 3 day anyways for a waifu. i like a me some red heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 you don't need financial stability? well then i hope you enjoy your mound of debt with whatever pour soul you fail to fill your empty life with yes. may your .. financial stability... keep you warm at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 yes. may your .. financial stability... keep you warm at night and i hope still living with your mother and knowing you will never have anything more than that, especially since you're probably close to double the age i am, keep you warm at night we really are opposites of each other. i forget who said it but someone said that you like to pretend that you have all these things when really all you have is nothing. i think it was buddy, idk that requires me to remember things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 BIG BOOTY BITCHES GOT THEM BIG BOOTY BITCHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 whuts wrong with living with mom :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 yes. may your .. financial stability... keep you warm at night he's got someone for that ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 he's got someone for that ; ) oh yeah i guess that's true too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 whuts wrong with living with mom :| you're not double the age i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 you're not double the age i am I'm 30 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I'm 30 years old last i checked 26*2 != 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 26 lol that was back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 you mean 2013? that wasn't that long ago, i graduated college and had my first full time job then. i guess that was a long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 I was on a dope sniffing rampage that year. Good year. <3 </3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 and i hope still living with your mother and knowing you will never have anything more than that, especially since you're probably close to double the age i am, keep you warm at night we really are opposites of each other. i forget who said it but someone said that you like to pretend that you have all these things when really all you have is nothing. i think it was buddy, idk that requires me to remember things lol i am not double your age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 that's ok, lets go find that second ramen noodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 lol i am not double your age read fuggs REEEEEEEEEEEAD. i know it's hard for you but try to reeeeeeeead. i said "close to" cloooooooooose to. that means not exact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 read fuggs REEEEEEEEEEEAD. i know it's hard for you but try to reeeeeeeead. i said "close to" cloooooooooose to. that means not exact. im not close to either.. i got 20 years before im 50. what are you even talking about? do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 im not close to either.. i got 20 years before im 50. what are you even talking about? do you know? You're like 38 50-38=12 You're about a decade away from 50. It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it. And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 im not close to either.. i got 20 years before im 50. what are you even talking about? do you know? i think my walls listen more than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 How old is fuggz? 35 right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 You're like 38 50-38=12 You're about a decade away from 50. It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it. And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now she's probably more around packard's age, he also seems to have an issue reading things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 You're like 38 50-38=12 You're about a decade away from 50. It's cool. We'll all be 50 someday. But don't fucking lie about it. And don't try to say you're closer to 30 than 40... Come on now im not 38. thanks for making up an age for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 How old is fuggz? 35 right? hush i was having fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 30, 2017 Author Share Posted July 30, 2017 ::spin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 im not 38. thanks for making up an age for me. You're closer to 40 than 30 so what's the actual difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 You're closer to 40 than 30 so what's the actual difference you are not the age youre close to and im definitely not twice naraku's age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 you are not the age youre close to and im definitely not twice naraku's age True. Viper was saying buddy is double his age too. Equally stupid. Idk what these fools' deal is. Like being in your 20s is even something to brag about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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