1938 Packard Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Chiropractor wants to see whether I have a herniated disc. The MRI machine didn't have graffiti inside, unlike the one at Atlanticare.
Phillies Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 I smoked a joint one time in the MRI machine. HotBox that shit nigga.
1938 Packard Posted July 20, 2017 Author Posted July 20, 2017 No you didn't So, what do you find incredible about it?
1938 Packard Posted July 20, 2017 Author Posted July 20, 2017 So... Are you going to be a paraplegic? Maybe I'll just see what's causing my back aches and give the chiropractor a better game plan for fixing it.
1938 Packard Posted July 20, 2017 Author Posted July 20, 2017 Don't go to chiropractors. Not real doctors Still fits the purpose. I want this fixed without pills. A medical doctor would just throw pills at it without addressing the underlying causes.
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 So, what do you find incredible about it? Nothing is incredible about it other than you lie a lot to get replies. You aren't a special animal, there are at least 6 others here just like you
stilgar Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Nothing is incredible about it other than you lie a lot to get replies. You aren't a special animal, there are at least 6 others here just like you Janitors?
naraku360 Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 The doctor looked at me, concerned, and said, "I've never seen this before. How does this even happen?" I asked what he meant. He pointed at the scans. "We can't find a brain."
naraku360 Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 So... Are you going to be a paraplegic? Let's hope for quadriplegic, so he stops being able to type.
André Toulon Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Janitors? Nah, just retards that think we care so much about their mundane shit that we come here to escape from that's our own.
scoobdog Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Let's hope for quadriplegic, so he stops being able to type. I can just imagine him furiously typing with an eye movement tracker.
scoobdog Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Maybe I'll just see what's causing my back aches and give the chiropractor a better game plan for fixing it. I'll save you a few bucks. Everything below your neck has to go. And everything above it too.
naraku360 Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 It's funny that u complain about paneras sandwiches being slightly smaller than what you're used to but you'll spend loads of $$$ on what's essentially an overpriced massage therapist. I bet he doesn't even get a happy ending, either.
1938 Packard Posted July 20, 2017 Author Posted July 20, 2017 only if u don't know how to go to the doctor like an adult. Say "that's unacceptable" for starters and don't leave if you're not satisfied. Chiropractors can't fix anything. If he finds you're out of alignment, he can't put u back in alignment by cracking your back. It will just feel good. Relieving pressure on nerves & soft tissue. But pressure will just build up again if u have a real back problem. A herniated disc would be especially bad, and the earlier they catch it the better. You need to have it checked out by a real Dr & real surgeon & hear what they have to say before you do anything. Don't take bets on your back. The only reason chiropractors give mris is incase it's serious and they need to send you to the real doctor so they don't get sued. At least he gave u one. Hopefully if there's a problem developing that will require surgery, he doesn't keep it from u to squeeze some more business from u before referring u to a dr. It's funny that u complain about paneras sandwiches being slightly smaller than what you're used to but you'll spend loads of $$$ on what's essentially an overpriced massage therapist. That's what insurance is for.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 Chiropractor wants to see whether I have a herniated disc. The MRI machine didn't have graffiti inside, unlike the one at Atlanticare. I need one of those...
PenguinBoss Posted July 20, 2017 Posted July 20, 2017 I need one of those... An MRI machine? Slow down, Mr. Rockefeller.
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