Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 She knew the New Kids on the Block when they were actually new. I bought all of the candles for her birthday cake and ran out of money. She fucked Scrat.
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so old, she served the Primordial soup! Yo mama is so old, when they ask her for her age on forms, she writes an infinity symbol.
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so ugly, she makes an ass copy on the printer using her face instead of her butt!
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 She knew the New Kids on the Block when they were actually new. That would put her, what, in her 40s?
NaBarney Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Yo moms that fat that when she step on a mouse and it,, screamed
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 That would put her, what, in her 40s? Ruins the novelty of the name in hindsight.
NaBarney Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 YO MOMS SO fat gay she went buffet and it ,,screamed ! !
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so fat, she is her own location.
discolé monade Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 yo' mama so old, she dated burger king when he was a prince. yo' mama so old, her memories are in black and white. ::HMM::
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX. Yo mama is so old, her ID has cave paintings on it.
mthor Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper, and she's still bitching cause Jesus stiffed her on the tip.
discolé monade Posted June 29, 2017 Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper, and she's still bitching cause Jesus stiffed her on the tip. > :D > WINNER!
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, not only did she fail a blood test, but she failed the blood midterms and quizzes as well.
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a store, they disable the surveillance equipment. Yo mama is so ugly, she didn't need a costume to audition for a Star Wars film. Yo mama is so fat, when she stood on a scale, it said "No vehicles".
SwimModSponges Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mamma's labia so old and saggy they remind one of the ears of an elephant. And not the water-loving Indian elephant, the dusty African elephant.
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so fat, the Blue Whale is jealous of her size.
fuggnificent Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 your momma so old her social security number is 000-00-0001 your momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
bnmjy Posted June 30, 2017 Posted June 30, 2017 yo mommas so old she remembers a time they were called ye mother jokes
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so fat, her chins can be used as a staircase. Yo mama is so short, she uses a toothpick as a javelin.
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so old, she has autographed versions of fossils. Yo mama is so ugly, she can't even bribe her reflection to show up in the mirror.
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a bong to High school.
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, she wore scuba diving equipment to bed in order to have a wet dream.
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, she applied for a blow job. Yo mama is so dumb, they based the title of the show called 24 on her IQ score.
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