Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 She knew the New Kids on the Block when they were actually new. I bought all of the candles for her birthday cake and ran out of money. She fucked Scrat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 :poop: :post: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so old, she served the Primordial soup! Yo mama is so old, when they ask her for her age on forms, she writes an infinity symbol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so ugly, she makes an ass copy on the printer using her face instead of her butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 She knew the New Kids on the Block when they were actually new. That would put her, what, in her 40s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo moms that fat that when she step on a mouse and it,, screamed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 That would put her, what, in her 40s? Ruins the novelty of the name in hindsight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 YO MOMS SO fat gay she went buffet and it ,,screamed ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so fat, she is her own location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 yo' mama so old, she dated burger king when he was a prince. yo' mama so old, her memories are in black and white. ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX. Yo mama is so old, her ID has cave paintings on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper, and she's still bitching cause Jesus stiffed her on the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper, and she's still bitching cause Jesus stiffed her on the tip. > :D > WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, not only did she fail a blood test, but she failed the blood midterms and quizzes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a store, they disable the surveillance equipment. Yo mama is so ugly, she didn't need a costume to audition for a Star Wars film. Yo mama is so fat, when she stood on a scale, it said "No vehicles". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mamma's labia so old and saggy they remind one of the ears of an elephant. And not the water-loving Indian elephant, the dusty African elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so fat, the Blue Whale is jealous of her size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 your momma so old her social security number is 000-00-0001 your momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 yo mommas so old she remembers a time they were called ye mother jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so fat, her chins can be used as a staircase. Yo mama is so short, she uses a toothpick as a javelin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo moma so despicable she ,,,,eat the minoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so old, she has autographed versions of fossils. Yo mama is so ugly, she can't even bribe her reflection to show up in the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a bong to High school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 YO moma so fried look ,, like a dam micro wave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, she wore scuba diving equipment to bed in order to have a wet dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yo mama is so dumb, she applied for a blow job. Yo mama is so dumb, they based the title of the show called 24 on her IQ score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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