Mix Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 the guys, not so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 In the few of these I've seen, the guy normally faints for a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 LOL, she calls him bro a lot.....If that's not her actual sibling, we all know why he's friendzoned so hard. I saw one once where dude passed out and when he woke up he relized he was still on the ride and commenced to screaming again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 In the few of these I've seen, the guy normally faints for a moment. Oh, I shoulda read this first, but I assume at least one of the ones you are referring to is the one I saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Oh, I shoulda read this first, but I assume at least one of the ones you are referring to is the one I saw. Was it this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 14, 2017 Author Share Posted June 14, 2017 In the few of these I've seen, the guy normally faints for a moment. cracks me up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 14, 2017 Author Share Posted June 14, 2017 LOL, she calls him bro a lot.....If that's not her actual sibling, we all know why he's friendzoned so hard. Bill Burr has a great bit about that...I forgot which one of his specials it's on, but he was talking about how animals won't bread with the male that's bitchy, but men will always find someone who's like "he knits me sweaters and listens to my stories," and those women just live with the hope that the axe murderer hits the house next door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 14, 2017 Author Share Posted June 14, 2017 Was it this one? I actually haven't seen this one....this is probably the worst yet....his mind is not prepared for strenuous circumstances in the least ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Was it this one? Yup, that's it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 I actually haven't seen this one....this is probably the worst yet....his mind is not prepared for strenuous circumstances in the least ;D That soft "no..." as he passes out the third time always gets me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Bill Burr has a great bit about that...I forgot which one of his specials it's on, but he was talking about how animals won't bread with the male that's bitchy, but men will always find someone who's like "he knits me sweaters and listens to my stories," and those women just live with the hope that the axe murderer hits the house next door I wish you had the clip because I know this isn't your fault, and the fact that punchlines don't always come off they way they should over text, but I'm still scratching my head here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 14, 2017 Author Share Posted June 14, 2017 I wish you had the clip because I know this isn't your fault, and the fact that punchlines don't always come off they way they should over text, but I'm still scratching my head here. at 41:47...bump the speed to 1.25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 Whenever I'm watching Bill Burr I'm thinking "this guy is the GOAT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 the guys, not so much I love how the woman's like, 'This is how you know you got a sturdy wig.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 > > > > > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I like how he touches her thigh and she says "Don't touch me, bro." I lol everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 I love how the woman's like, 'This is how you know you got a sturdy wig.' that was killing me...especially since it so well juxtaposed the guy's breakdown... ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 Whenever I'm watching Bill Burr I'm thinking "this guy is the GOAT" I hesitate to call anyone the goat, but he's definitely up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 I like how he touches her thigh and she says "Don't touch me, bro." I lol everytime. when was this? I don't see it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 lol, you wouldn't ever catch me on one of those things. because stuff like that can trigger a vertigo attack, i tend to just not take the risk. so the handful of times i have, whether or not it triggered one..... i'm the lil bitch who can't take it. scurry. no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 lol, you wouldn't ever catch me on one of those things. because stuff like that can trigger a vertigo attack, i tend to just not take the risk. so the handful of times i have, whether or not it triggered one..... i'm the lil bitch who can't take it. scurry. no thanks. it's fine....it's about time you lost some cool points anyway :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 jokes on you! can't lose something you never had to begin with (psst.... i'm actually a big fat baby scardy pants about plenty of stuff like this.... but don't tell anyone >.>) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 jokes on you! can't lose something you never had to begin with (psst.... i'm actually a big fat baby scardy pants about plenty of stuff like this.... but don't tell anyone >.>) Your secret's safe with me...and to make it fair, I'll tell you some of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 when was this? I don't see it... I actually did not watch the Twitter link because I have seen it a lot. It is like right before he tells them his belt is broken. I think... He says mama a bunch, and then tries to touch her. I tried to find the Youtube video, but I had no luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 I actually did not watch the Twitter link because I have seen it a lot. It is like right before he tells them his belt is broken. I think... He says mama a bunch, and then tries to touch her. I tried to find the Youtube video, but I had no luck. I think you're talking about a different video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohri Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I think you're talking about a different video Hahaha, I found it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 first, you were right...second, this one's worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Haha, first she zoned your ass before the ride, then you cried like a bitch the entire time.........Even your grandkids will never get any pussy after this display. Oh.....Wait, they won't exist after this :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 Haha, first she zoned your ass before the ride, then you cried like a bitch the entire time.........Even your grandkids will never get any pussy after this display. Oh.....Wait, they won't exist after this :D what really gets to me the most is that he never grabbed onto the handles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 20, 2017 Author Share Posted June 20, 2017 ok, this kid is justified... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 How the hell did his fat ass almost fall out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 :D I been on the slingshot in Coney Island, it's a lot of fun but nothing to freak out over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 20, 2017 Author Share Posted June 20, 2017 How the hell did his fat ass almost fall out idk, but I sympathize...I almost fell out of a ride when I was a kid...I actually wasn't supposed to be on it, but I took advantage of a timely opportunity to sneak on...stupid chest clamp or whatever it's called didn't clamp all the way down for someone my size...I was floating out and fuckin' held on for dear life...made that ride real as fuck though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 20, 2017 Author Share Posted June 20, 2017 :D I been on the slingshot in Coney Island, it's a lot of fun but nothing to freak out over that settles it then....in our ride clip you can be the one who's chill about it and i'll be the one covered in his own vomit and feces :poop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 How the hell did his fat ass almost fall out When the coaster is going fast, it looks like his fat is moving and that's causing him to slide. If I were that dude, I would avoid rides that just have bars because that harness did do its job. It wasn't pretty, but he didn't go flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 When the coaster is going fast, it looks like his fat is moving and that's causing him to slide. If I were that dude, I would avoid rides that just have bars because that harness did do its job. It wasn't pretty, but he didn't go flying. It did look to be a shittier version of the slingshot than I've seen in these other vids but the harness did keep him in. Now I'm a bit interested to see how many people are killed/injured on amusement park/carnival rides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 It did look to be a shittier version of the slingshot than I've seen in these other vids. Now I'm a bit interested to see how many people are killed/injured on amusement park/carnival rides. Pretty low death toll......Lots of injuries tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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