Seight

My understanding is that David Cutcliffe played for Alabama, so that might be part of it. The part that boggles my mind is the "you know where people will want to watch Alabama and Duke play? The stadium the Atlanta Falcons play in!" part.

Ah yes, the same year that *checks notes* Repairs were made in the Hagia Sophia.

If they ask you "Where do you see yourself in five years?", don't say "doing your wife."

I like how you brought this back and that there's a non-zero chance that it is still true.

huuuuuuuuub (A Tradition Unlike Any Other)

It hims.

its going to be a good week

Motor Trend Gazpacho

Being very tired but not being able to sleep/nap is a sucky glitch and needs to be fixed in the next patch.

Well, I can't argue with this logic.

Yep, that certainly is a bull penis made of jelly beans.

Who else is hyped for Roman Reigns vs. "Forklift Man" Barry Darsow at SummerSlam?

Wait, ya'll still got KMart?

Or sneak up while Lil Nas X is performing Old Town Road, singing "JOIN UNEVENEDGE.COM" and then just running off. People will be confused enough to look it up and he'll have another remix. Everyone wins!

Well guys, the bad news is I'm here now. The good news is that my dogged efforts to get in helped the technical people answer the question "uhhh why has nobody signed up since the last update we did?"