Well I broke the protocols, thus dooming everyone AAAH went out and got FIFA 20 and Gran Turismo Sport, and a chocolate cake that had Hershey's syrup on it.
Early March: *sees a bunch of commercials for Bloomberg/Buttigieg/Yang even though they dropped out before our primary*
Now: *sees a bunch of commercials for Nissan that were clearly meant to coincide with the NCAA Tournament*