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I AM A BANANA!

I've just realized I can get something called GOLTV on DirecTV so I am currently watching *checks notes* Sc Telstar (?) and Ajax from I'm assuming not right now.

What's funny is my brother's Switch began experiencing "JoyCon Drift" and they don't even, like, make you justify that shit.You just send it to them and they send you a new JoyCon free a week later because its such a common problem.

I say this not as a knee-jerk reaction to seeing some of the wrestlers losing jobs because of one person's inability to long-term plan, but as someone who has seen time and again over the last few months that money is more important than the safety and overall well-being of the people that make people want to watch your product: FUCK Vince McMahon! I am watching AEW Dynamite in a few minutes and the next time I watch wrestling on TV will either be when ROH comes on my local station this weekend, or next Wednesday's Dynamite. I just can't with this shit anymore, you know?

They figured out how to make the chemicals what make frogs gay work on humans, but it only works if you are sedentary for long periods of time.

A group of more than four Stacies is known as a flock. Is this a test to see if all of Twitter will start not liking him all at once?

"How much more of Vince McMahon's decision-making can I take before I stop watching WWE, I mean-" "We wish Rusev the best in his future endeavors"

I'm gonna say Nadia and Spice & Wolf again to get those up to 2

I don't know about large shows but it'll take a lot of work to keep people from their dreams of strapping $100 of fireworks to a Tonka truck or some shit like that.

This is how you would alert the other people with you that you're an alien, right?

I find it hard to believe your friend knows former U.S. Soccer National Team Goalie Tim Howard.

There's a car ad on the front of this free newspaper in the mail, talking about this Ford dealer that will deliver the car to you. And, hand to God, one of the lines in it is the guy buying the car saying "Big problem tho"

Well if it was he certainly shouldn't tell a message board full of other people that. crap wait.

Have fun storming the castle.