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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

"bebop guys"

I like how the main conflict so far in The Last Dance is Jerry Krause looking at a core of Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Phil Jackson, after winning 5 of the last 7 NBA titles, and concluding "What kind of idiot would I be to not blow this up?"

I don't even know what this would be the St. Louis style version of.

I accidentally invited both of my girlfriends to dinner once and then SPACE NINJAS! WITH ROCKET BIKES! I don't remember anything else after that, but for some reason my fight or flight response triggers whenever Aesop Rock's Flashflood starts playing.

hey guys I just realized Jackie's quarantined in student housing and tommorrow's 4/20.

I thought that's what they called the bathroom at the Eppley Airfield in Omaha.

Gary Oldman forgot more than we ever learned.

Buff stutt.

F

Take a picture of a phone with a second phone, it's genius!

NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN

If you have to ask it probably is?

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BRIAN HAD SEX, WITH A REALLY DUMB GIRL, NOW HE'S TAKING HIS PAL STEWIE, TO GET SOME ICE CREAM IN HIS CAR-aw.

You'll be back. Unless you don't come back. There, I just covered the two possible answers.