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confused horse

That means those companies you own stock in must listen to you now. Kind of.

Look, all I know is that a diva is a female version of a hustler, okay?

Posting this just so I can get at least Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog plug in before it disappears again later.

This pleases Gary Oldman.

*puts on clip-on tie* Okay, so my understanding of the stories I read earlier is the May Futures contracts for oil from West Texas are due in today, but nobody has any storage capacity left because they were still drilling for oil even though less people are driving their cars around. A negative Futures value means the people selling the contracts now have to resort to paying people to take the contract because nobody wants to buy it themselves.

WANTED: One (1) partner, interests include Alligators, Money, Magic

I demand mod powers on the basis that I am funny as hell and my meat is huge. ...That second part is a lie. That first part almost is.

If you do it right, you should hear it in that tune too.

Appropriate that on 4/20 the futures market would get baked out of its mind.

...why am I having such a hard time deciding if this guy is stupid or genius?

MAD CAT

and now, one from the [asmb] vault Gary, Gary Oldman, king of the wild frontier

I never thought of it like that, or maybe at all.