HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*starts formulating pitch for double-blind study; current research just a piece of notebook paper with 'CHRISTMAS SEX?!?' written in Sharpie*
I picked the Texans as my lol because other teams suck but Houston's front office PUT EFFORT into making everyone think "bruh what the fuck are you doing?"
How the fuck you gonna have Minoru Suzuki on your wrestling program but cut the music before you get to the part where everyone in the crowd shouts "KAZE NI NARE!"?
this rant is incredibly just me and I don't care