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I know this was bait but I actually used to work with two Filipinos and one of my co-workers told me once there was another one before I worked there that taught him all the cuss words.

I actually stepped on a wasp when I was younger 0/10

They don't think it be like that, etc.

*cut to all-hands emergency meeting at ESPN HQ as they try to figure out how to cover an entire two-month long playoffs that does not involve LeBron James AT ALL*

Damn, and we were so close to me maybe agreeing with him too.

Executive producer Kiki Wolfkill revealed that the series is a standalone story that takes place within its own "Silver Timeline" and that is inspired by the game franchise rather than a continuation, adaptation, or prequel, explaining that they wished to give the two Halo canons a chance to evolve individually to suit their media. Translation: We get to make this series because its called Halo.

Either I'm going crazy, or I just saw a Panda Express commercial using Ring Of Fire by Johnny Cash, but in Chinese.

I refuse to believe this. There's GOT to be someone the aliens abducted before that was like "Now that I got you here, what are your opinions on Israel?" and they were like "yeah naw" *reverses tractor beam*

I spotted this on Defector in the wild: I mean, first Duke and now the Lakers, just a really, really tough weekend for Cowboys fans.