Seight

I can't find a non-paywalled version of the story, but the fine state of Great Value Texas' Driver License/Voter Registration system was down earlier, the last day of registering to vote in the Primary elections. Which is the exact type of scenario that makes me think "they didn't even try to make this shit believable."

MERRY BIRTHMAS!

My first thought was "Fish Pogging?" and I blame the internet.

Fakethan Namedwards

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED