Seight

https://www.sbnation.com/2022/11/9/23450014/sports-twitter-parody-accounts-elon-musk And this is just sports, imagine what this level of bullshit could have on an actual news cycle if the people pulling news from Twitter aren't paying attention.

*checks what the TNF game this week is* ... I can accept that.

"Guys, I don't think we can count on every important state having exactly 50.1% of the voters being Republican and not, you know, thinking about who they vote for" "oh shit that was our only plan"

I just don't understand trying to speedrun to the #1 pick when the Texans/Lions/Panthers exist. Unless Irsay thinks this plan is actually going to help, in which case...test him again.

Me, hearing this on the radio this morning: "This...just sounds like Sword Art Online?" *they specifically mention SAO in the story they're reading* Me [Extremely Lewis Black voice]: "SON OF A BITCH!"

Love to live in a state where they can say "IT'S OVER" before any actual results come in

Let's check in with the Colts, shall we?

Went to set this punchline up and found a damn murder Thomas (ME) 22 17 39 Bryant 74 73 147

Two things can be true.

It's college basketball season, and you know what that means. 2+ months of looking at non-conference blowouts and thinking "There's no way [team that loses by 50 to a small D1 school] is real, right? Like, they made that up."