Seight

It sucks but yeah, I know.

I would have just been starting high school. (DAMN.)

I had a job today that was two notices to flood insurance companies that their policyholder's mortgages are changing companies, and I swear to you, one was two sheets of paper. The other one was 834 sheets of paper.

I'm not gonna post it here right now, but there's a sentence in today's Why Your Team Sucks on the Houston Texans that made me go "THIS SHIT, RIGHT HERE, THIS IS WHY I READ DEFECTOR AND KEEP TRYING TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO DO IT AS WELL."

I want to believe that, but at the same time I've been around long enough to remember "A WWE competitor on Turner networks gets killed after the new owners take over" happening once, so.

Warner Bros. Discovery: *cutting a lot of programming, a LOT of programming, to save money* Me, an AEW Fan:

*extremely Andy Williams voice* IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! Note: I did not try to get into the Jaguars WYTS this year but if I had it would've been a joke about this being the highlight of Urban Meyer, NFL Head Coach:

There's a shortage of chairs.