Me: "Okay, maybe there wasn't really anything for me to wor-"
*the match everyone was certain would be the main event of All Out in 2 1/2 weeks is the main event of next week's Dynamite instead*
Me:
I'm honestly impressed at Memphis both playing well last year and shit-talking the Warriors in a way that ends with them being in the Primetime ABC Christmas Day game.
THANK YOU. Companies always seem to think "Oh we can just make more money every quarter and/or year than we did last year" and I'm thinking "The Sub-Prime Mortgage crisis was, what, 15 years ago? And based on 'oh this will never go down in value', right?"
Reminder: This is a relatively normal season, except for the part where I have to keep reminding myself that James Madison, Marshall, Old Dominion, and Southern Miss are now in the #FunBelt.