"You know what, it's fine. I already convinced myself they're a basketball school, and its not like another basketball school could beat Liberty and become bowl eligible, right?"
*checks scores on the bottom line*
I saw the highlights and my first thought was "Why did Carolina choose to look like someone playing Super Smash Bros ALSO choose Atlanta as their fighter?"
I just don't understand trying to speedrun to the #1 pick when the Texans/Lions/Panthers exist.
Unless Irsay thinks this plan is actually going to help, in which case...test him again.
Me, hearing this on the radio this morning: "This...just sounds like Sword Art Online?"
*they specifically mention SAO in the story they're reading*
Me [Extremely Lewis Black voice]: "SON OF A BITCH!"