Skiles

But every time I do, I remember that they're fucking hilarious. Horses are the silliest animal. Everyone talks about "Oh, they're so beautiful and majestic!" Fuck that, dude. Horses are funny as fuck.

Truly the most tsundere of plants.

"Hi, this is Franklin McGIllicutty from Sneaky Boys Incorporated, calling to inform you that your Social Security number has been cancelled. That's right. You aren't a person anymore."

I'm pretty sure this whole thread was based on a subconscious memory of David Berkowitz, now that I'm thinking about it. I do too much reading about true crime shit. <.<

What do you mean let? If it's going to happen, it's going to happen. I ain't fixin' to rassle no demon.

Don't worry, baby. My mom is dead and my dad is drunk in a ditch somewhere.

I stand by everything I said.

Okay.

That was before I learned what those bubbles really were.

I feel like that applies to a lot of cats. Grumpy little bastards.

Sound like a city in Bangladesh. Have fun, I guess.

Nah, I'd let her kill me if that's what she wanted. I would both kill for, and die for, that dog.

Because she told me to. I bet if Daisy could talk, she'd tell me to kill. She hates most people.

And the first thing she said to me was "Go murder a person..." I'd probably do it.

I just don't understand why he stopped animating!

I know this is the least supportive thing I could say to you right now. But I'll be honest, your anxiety is completely warranted. Shit lie that is why I won't drive behind any vehicles that carry shit. Eff that. It WILL fall out and make me crash. I don't care if it's hauling pancakes.

No. It's now or never. I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRR

Michelle, get in here! They're doing an impression of me!

What? Ew! Why would you even say that? This thread is about Christian family values.

Jeez, even on my own demise, I get put on hold? I'm sick of listening to Muzak.

Fuck a mime. I don't trust anyone whose job it is to not speak.