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UnevenEdge

Cancer

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  1. I usually get ambushed by scrolling 9gag nsfw
  2. So getchu a little prick!
  3. You're too hard on yourself.
  4. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that
  5. I am your huckleberry
  6. She would still talk, at 120 pounds.
  7. Jaundice looks good on the ol sonic recan
  8. Looks like you lost some weight, brotato chip
  9. I want my money back.
  10. And pretty damn well. I was shocked and never practiced other than the occasional lob, but I caught a football walking back from the cafe here and I had my food in my right hand and just fired it back... perfect spiral. Maybe I got a concussion or some shit at some point and my ambidextrous awesomeness kicked in.... Meanwhile, I fucked my neck up drying my hair.
  11. $150. Gets you through the acceptance, the sex, and the breakup all within an hour.
  12. I think you're a bit too ambitious
  13. She'll be pushing 70s
  14. What do they call you at NAMBLA?
  15. Of what? I wont vote for you
  16. Spirits smell like kool.
  17. What's it like to always hear footsteps?
  18. Jesus... this dude just admitted that shit
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