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UnevenEdge

Cancer

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  1. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/that
  2. I am your huckleberry
  3. She would still talk, at 120 pounds.
  4. Jaundice looks good on the ol sonic recan
  5. Looks like you lost some weight, brotato chip
  6. I want my money back.
  7. And pretty damn well. I was shocked and never practiced other than the occasional lob, but I caught a football walking back from the cafe here and I had my food in my right hand and just fired it back... perfect spiral. Maybe I got a concussion or some shit at some point and my ambidextrous awesomeness kicked in.... Meanwhile, I fucked my neck up drying my hair.
  8. $150. Gets you through the acceptance, the sex, and the breakup all within an hour.
  9. I think you're a bit too ambitious
  10. She'll be pushing 70s
  11. What do they call you at NAMBLA?
  12. Of what? I wont vote for you
  13. Spirits smell like kool.
  14. What's it like to always hear footsteps?
  15. Jesus... this dude just admitted that shit
  16. I read today that Godzilla would produce 151,436,928 gallons of piss a day.
  17. I wanna party with him
  18. Oh you meant your kid is going to want to take care of you. She wont.
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