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UnevenEdge

Cancer

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  1. You're old af if gen Z is taking care of you.
  2. You know already
  3. You'll be a skinny asian?
  4. I have some ideas.
  5. Moister than an oyster
  6. Unless you killed her...
  7. Nah, without knowing all the details. Toxic people, however they go, are good when they are gone.
  8. Yeah we had one here last week too. Never actually was in one like that and the sound was deafening.
  9. Dinosaur chicken nuggets
  10. Stop faking your thing then.
  11. Oh....man. This doesn't even seem real. Three years of rain in one fucking day.
  12. Oh yah you're right. I dont eat/drink much sugar these days so maybe that's why it works for me. I haven't had actual soda, now that I think about it, for a year maybe?
  13. Pics or gtfo
  14. Huh... I wonder why? I mean, it's mostly water, right?
  15. Fine. Sorry.
  16. Dude. Can you relax? I just fucking love watermelon.
  17. When the good stuff is in season I could eat it for all meals. Frozen too as ice cubes in my vodka seltzer
  18. Seedless watermelon is an abomination
  19. No mistakes, just happy accidents. 68 miles to AC
  20. Dont talk about Packard like he isn't here
  21. Miracle whip for life
  22. I'm feeling good about my weight for the wedding. I got my pants tailored to make my penis pop
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