Cancer

You dont own a car. You dont have a license. You live with your mom. You're a scrawny bitch. You failed high school. You have no job. Your comedy is awful. Sit down bitch.

ITT - that one guy smokes dick for $20. And I own him.

You'd take a dive for $20? I'm sorry you're so broke. I see why you make these threads now. I'm noticing you.

Way to respect women.

You know I'd win in a real fight.

Fuck you pussy.

Bump. For visibility and proof of this dude being a complete bitch

Another one of these threads? You're a bitch

Lol

Show up

Sheogorath

You working today? @1938 Packard

Everything I am is hard

Action shot

Zelda (cat) just waits for Piper (dog) every day to clean her. I can't handle it.

Go to play D&D and the dudes there laugh at the third edition DM and Monster manual you got... and my paper stat sheets. They dont even remember thaco

Leeeeets GO!! @Poof

Sit down, Kyle.

I have zero control

Your name is Kyle. You enjoy Monster energy drinks. You have drank mouthwash to get fucked up. You have worked at Subway. You have Doritos in your snack cabinet. You live with your mom. You watch every UFC fight. You Vape.

My balls were full and you did it

Want me to pop up irl?