Your name is Kyle.
You enjoy Monster energy drinks.
You have drank mouthwash to get fucked up.
You have worked at Subway.
You have Doritos in your snack cabinet.
You live with your mom.
You watch every UFC fight.
You Vape.
Ballys has been supplying lead filled water, knowingly, for half a year.
Answer to that you worthless piece of shit.
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