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It’ll be while I’m asleep cause nothing is slipping past these cheeks under my watch.

Your question isn’t really a legitimate one, but I’ll give it a go anyway since I’m procrastinating on packing for a vacation. Locking a thread should, in theory, eliminate further arguments about the subject. It should end when the thread is locked. It’s like a nice, passive way of saying, “This is all stupid. Y’all shut up and move on.”

;fart noise;

Is it really worth this much stress?

Two months into a new relationship. I think I’m going to wait until we’re engaged.

Chicken and dumplings. My first meal of 2018 is black eyed peas, greens, and cornbread like a good southern gal.

Why is this significant? Why do you equate someone fucking you with success?

I’d really like to quit smoking this year. I probably won’t, but I’d like to.

We can only hope.

That sounds kind of cool minus the cover band. What kind of music do you play?

Doggos don’t understand time and New Years. That must be nice.

It’s good to see you’re still ballooning around here. I actually stumbled across a profile on a porn site a few months ago that I was convinced was yours cause it had a ballon face for a profile pic.

You seem like you always have so much fun.

Don’t do that.

It’s good to start 2018 well rested.

Are you going to watch the ball drop or sing Auld Lang Syne?

Lame

I’m about to clean my closet and purge a bunch of shit from my hoard so that I can begin 2018 with a nice clean slate. I also plan to get drunk and blow up a bunch of shit tomorrow night.

A1, ranch, honey, cholula

He can fuck

The only people I’ve ever known to use those are addicted to cocaine.

My parents got me a couple of cool T-shirts and a new robe from Pink. My boyfriend got me a coffee mug, a Coheed and Cambria tape to listen to in my car, a Lacoste towel, Totoro socks, an Aristocats contact case, two shirts that he designed and screen printed, and a children’s book that goes with a collection I had as a kid that I lost in a house fire. My boyfriend’s mom got me perfume, some stuff from Victoria’s Secret, a bath bomb, a candle, a Sailor Moon shirt and dvd, a Luna keychain, socks, and some Disney makeup bags. my grandmother got me two sweaters and a Nine West purse. So wayyyyy too much stuff.

You’re not really clean unless you have partially boiled your skin off.