garbagepailcat

This is fucking funny

Favorite episode

Thank you! He’s a sweet boy.

Whomst?

Like if there were no limits, and Santa had to bring you whatever your sweet little heart desired, what would you get? I would want a $60 Aladdin sweatshirt, a new bath robe with a hood, and a pair of doc martens cause my boots are garbage. Two of these gifts are relatively practical, which makes sense. When I was a kid, I asked Santa for toothpaste. If this thread has already been made, talk about something else amongst yourselves.

Windstream, and it can eat my dick

Take mine. He’s a giant.

Stale cigarettes and aged leather

How about grey cats?

Cause I’m cool, duh. I also have a really fucking sweet boyfriend that is rewarding me for making A’s this semester and spoiling me for the holidays.

can you see this dog?

Only 5%

Jurassic Bark is my favorite Futurama episode. Any animated comedy that can make me cry earns my utmost respect, and that episode does it for me every time.

I’m walking on sunshine, Nathan.

this exists, and it is now mine.

Books. Really cool books. or a cheap projector.

10/10 for cats

Kind of stoned, nothing pressing to do, butt rubs, dog doesn’t pee in the house

No

Face was like a parent to me.

Hanna Barbera cartoons were always the best. These were “before my time,” but I grew up watching reruns.