NaBarney

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Now taking requests I'll do about whatever yall want in exchange for Venmo'ing me $5 or $10. Drawings, impressions, w/e. I'm not good at anything btw. Will deliver, figure if I do a couple then maybe others will be more inclined to come up w things worth a few bucks for a chuckle to them Can be anything as long as I can film it without irl witnesses/cameramen. Don't care if we're cool or I hate you or never talked before Will say any direct quote aloud Can draw whatever you want, in sharpie, on my bedroom wall. Will draw it huge, lot of blank canvas here. Can do it in a maniacal Bob Ross style. I'll be forced to look at it every day. You can't pay me to not post, and no nudity, but acts of moderate humiliation are acceptable. Will hurl myself off the porch crashing through lawn chairs Will post a pic in gf's bra like people were requesting the other day I can sing your favorite or least favorite song I'll do it in character as whoever ya want I'll go out and find whatever thing in nature you assign me within an unfair time limit Will throw dog shit up into the air and catch it with my face Come thru.

Other than getting a job/gig what's something you can do to earn money? Already know about donating plasma. pail[/member] need your insight here

When will she begin posting here

It would be one thing if publicly complaining about the weak bench could somehow lead to them getting more help, but letting the whole league know that he's openly pressuring mgmt to make a trade does the opposite of that. They already worked a miracle last season getting Channing Frye for literally nothing, and Korver this season for less than nothing. What more does he think can even possibly be done

^this dude beating off to it

The daily humping should remind you that it's always Wednesday

That sounds exhilarating

Wednesday seems more accurate.

Genuinely surprised anyone buys most of this shit

One of Eric Andre's weaker interviews

Which forum member is it this time?

Please, shut up

It will still get cold several days out of the year.

I'll never even look at them.

It's going to be weird in a few years when us old baes reminisce about winter and kids will have no idea what we're talking about

It is kind of weird for LeBron to complain about his championship team's roster which he personally constructed not being good enough after playing the role of GM and getting Mr. Quicken Loans to pay for the most expensive team in the league the last few seasons. Like they got JR, Shumpert, Mozgov, Korver, etc for basically nothing, what's he trying to pressure the capped-out front office to do at this point? Trade Kevin Love for a good pass-first point guard and serviceable stretch-4? That's the only move I can even think of them possibly making to satisfy his bitching about needing "a playmaker." Does he think cashing in James Jones, Richard Jefferson and late 1st round draft picks is going to return anyone he deems acceptable? "We're top heavy" well no shit you're the highest paid player in the league with two max contract teammates (maybe 3 if Tristan Thompson got maxed out, can't remember) that you specifically chose to play with, on like probably the most expensive roster in history (were the KG/Pierce Nets more expensive? Idk) Players 4-15 aren't going to be All-Stars, man. Just kinda shut up and do your customary coasting through the pisspants Eastern conference to the Finals like what happens every year. You don't need another playmaker to get past the Raptors and Celtics, I promise.

Prayers up for dizzy bae Ooh maybe they'll trick you into feeling good

Well there's kind of a political crisis going on

So that's why it seems like I never see you You're in bed 23 hours a day

Why Why be this scary

They are my friends, I invited them to post here and told them it would be chill.