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NaBarney

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  1. Mods should know Gemini is like flies, it's past time to dispose of this one to the delt pile along with the rest of the post-premium content
  2. OP is creating monsters
  3. There's no place for babbling in Trump's America
  4. Kids love hearing about 74 year old politicians and my personal problems
  5. Thieves
  6. He upvoted himself a lot on the old forum, I was just making fun
  7. Why lock it. Why not steal it from me like the others
  8. Jesus, someone take this thread away
  9. Well, no they weren't
  10. Have you upvoted yourself yet on this forum?
  11. Lol. Hakuna matata
  12. Quick, you better establish dominance or the defendant will think he can play you if he gets convicted and might come after you when he gets out.
  13. My posts were stolen off the boards!
  14. cosigning ghostrek on this one
  15. Agreed. Petty, petty
  16. My blog thread and posts from this morning have been dragged to the shadow realm for reasons that remain justified but uncool.
  17. Yell out "Juror Dredd up in this b" or however you talk
  18. Threaten everyone in the court room, establish yourself as alpha juror
  19. If anyone here is under 14 I'll kill them
  20. It was definitely upon me yesterday afternoon
  21. Make this correct
  22. I feel like Kevin Love played terrible in the playoffs last year too. That might not be true, maybe it was just in the Finals. I'm sure he won't get traded this year but for some reason I feel like he won't finish his contract in Cleveland. Maybe I just really want to see Love for Melo backfire on everybody involved badly enough that it actually seems like a possible thing that might happen, even though it's probably not. Love for Griffin backfiring would also be hilarious
  23. This is real? Lol. Oh god. A surprising # of girls I've been close to have confided in me that their brothers, or other male relatives, often brothers, touched them inappropriately during adolescence. So it's probably best to not ever break out the incest role-playing unless you know they're cool with it.
  24. One night I went swimming alone in a quarry hundreds of feet deep while it was raining and I was drunk. I ended up in the middle of the water at one point and, because I wear glasses and had taken them off before getting wet, and because it was so dark, I got so spun around I couldn't tell which way to swim back to shore (most of the quarry is surrounded by steep cliff faces, there's only one small path that leads down to the water.) I remember feeling all drunk and tired and kept floating on my back in circles looking up at the cloudy rainy summer sky. I was probably talking to myself too. Remember breathing pretty hard. Eventually I found my way back to the only shallow spot but passed out on a rock as soon as I got most of the way out of the water. I don't know how long I was asleep but woke up later when the cold rain really started coming down hard. I couldn't find my shirt or glasses so I grabbed this XL gray army shirt someone else had left and drove home wearing that, no glasses, still drunk, barely able to see through my rainy windshield at 2:30am
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