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NaBarney

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    Yeah, it's horrible
  2. Okay, so let me get all this straight. You're 25 right now today, and she is 26 right now today, in 2017, correct? You first met her when you were an adult teen and "almost had a panic attack" because you thought she was underage. Okay. And as an adult teen, this was your 12th girlfriend at the time. Throughout your teen years you dated 11 girls prior to her. Okay... You dated for 2 years, she did something crazy while you were driving causing your car to be destroyed, you broke up and tried to sue her for damages, and the court dismissed the suit because you were both deemed unstable. Okay. For this reason she was "trying to kill you" until you got a restraining order and now she no longer is trying to kill you. Okay. Her current OKC profile pic has been on the internet since at least mid-2013, meaning it was taken either near the end of your relationship or soon after it had ended, but you had never seen it until she posted a link to her OKC on Facebook, which I personally have never seen anyone do, ever. Okay. Is everything here correct?
  3. God put dogs here just like they are, to be our friends. If you think humans can control things like evolution and the environment you're absurd - Packard, Ginguy, and the entire Republican party
  4. Okay, maybe she uses a years-old pic of herself in which she looks much different from the slightly older pic of her that you shared. Are you facebook friends w your ex who is trying to kill you? Also i don't understand this: Give me a timeline of events here. You dated her when she was 19 or 20, broke up, still talked to her, ??, she destroys your car, you sue, now she is trying to kill you?
  5. The current OKC profile picture of your "ex" has been on the internet for several years, and the profile has all the hallmarks of a fake account.
  6. I like how your counter is "No, in fact I don't believe in anthropogenic climate change AT ALL!" At least that like-minded retard Jingai will like your post
  7. You're gonna be drunk at the school? Also I'm not sure how being overweight will help you
  8. No, it didn't occur to me and now that you mention it I don't believe that to be the case.
  9. I'm pretty sure lifting a few weights this weekend isn't going to make a difference if one of those towering 5'9 students decides to embarrass the shit out of you in front of all the underage hotties
  10. This isn't your ex gf, this is a fake profile. https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Saya69/pictures?cf=profile If this is who you're referring to, she was never your girlfriend and isn't trying to kill you. Do you mean internet girlfriend? She might have told you she would be your internet girlfriend in order to try to get money however all those fake OKC profiles even manage to do that, but she wasn't your girlfriend in any real sense.
  11. Yeah if it's dinner and a show I'm probably a scratch for dinner and may or may not get to the show on time, but am definitely down for dinner or drinks and bar food afterward and usually wanting to stay until last call if anyone else at all is too. In that situation I don't mind phones out here and there since there's not that anxious rushy finite span of time to connect with others feel that comes with early meals and worrying about everyone's various schedules for the rest of the day. During regular lunch or dinner though yeah put that shit away and just be there. Plenty of time for phone play later.
  12. Someone told me ie is good now but I do not believe it
  13. You gotta hit em with the Sonic scores first
  14. Middle TN is where I dropped out of school. I'm surprised they even have a team, I've never been aware of them before. I'm all in on Florida State just because I've seen a few of their games with a friend who is a fan and haven't watched any other team this season. Also Ojo is a big scary dude
  15. GG is trash but at least it made Jingai go wtf
  16. I think you need a new hea-a-ah-ahh-arrrt
  17. No they feel bad-weird. I like good-weird and weird-weird, sometimes terrifying-weird
  18. I like to think of the eventual universal heat death as everyone in the world getting under a big blanket together as it gets colder and colder outside, huddling closer together for warmth and finding comfort in the simple presence of each other until all warmth and comfort is gone. Of course we'll all have died our cold lonely anonymous deaths long before that actually happens
  19. I love tomatoes but my main problem w ketchup isn't the taste as much as it is how all it seems to do is just make everything taste like ketchup. It doesn't complement food, it drowns out all flavor until only ketchup is left. I do like ketchup and fries though so maybe will try chips
  20. You did good comrade. America may not be ready for a 74 year old Jewish socialist to lead them, but they'll vote for a beautiful and barely legal (to be President) Hindu female military veteran if that same Jewish socialist tells them to. Hopefully this will be enough to bury the propped up corpse of Hillary Clinton once and for all.
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