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NaBarney

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  1. Baby Dame Dolla
  2. We've reached the point in this album where those listening along on a record, or cassette, will have to stand up, or sit down, and turn over the record or cassette. In fairness to those listeners we will now take a few seconds before we begin side two. Thank you, here's side two.
  3. And yeah idk I've always thought of change as my emergency emergency reserve and never needed it until now. I can't believe I had 130 dimes. How many more remain unseen, who can say
  4. I still have Link to the Past and N64 Conker's Bad Fur Day... Hmu if you have any interest. Final Fantasy 3 helped me out a lot and I'll never miss it.
  5. NaBarney

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    For a moment I thought this was the name of that dating/escort service I can't remember, I have a friend who uses it, she finds rich dudes to date and pay her to go on trips w them, they have to verify their income when they register an account.
  6. You guys aren't going to fuckin believe this I had over $35 in change in my house and cars Still got $15 in quarters So clutch, the clutchest. And I found a $5 under my driver seat. God is good A great big thank you to all who offered to help me during this hungry time, I also sold some of the SNES stash so I'm good now, I'll hit y'all up here in a few weeks when your tax refunds come in.
  7. It was in a metal house show venue and everyone involved was white
  8. Agreed. Pig, too
  9. We play w fire and broken glass, the plastic from the melted dice sticking to ur fingertips
  10. Pig is garbage meat. Trash animal
  11. One time an angry guy roared at me.
  12. As long as Republicans are repealing Dodd-Frank, why not loosen the rules on gambling. I want poker nights to be as common as trivia nights.
  13. Way more fun than I thought it would be. Prob gonna get a regular poker game started Gambling is great.
  14. Nah, they'd just be down there waiting for me to check them in.
  15. I've masturbated at work countless times. One time my roommate got off work at the strip club around 3am and called me, she was drunk and horny. She came to the hotel I was working at, we went up to the only vacant room in the building (the person who reserved it hadn't shown up yet) and fucked on the bed, then made it up and left our juices on the comforter. Someone definitely slept in it. Shout out to people who don't show up for their rooms
  16. If she is going hard at lowering her bp without medicine that's one thing But if she's just waiting for death, that's kind of dark
  17. Nah dreams are just random shit happening it doesn't mean anything
  18. Okay wow I'm an idiot This is what you get for rushing the process
  19. Wait no I need to make a rare correction Cyberbully360[/member] I'm trying to call you an asshole but idk a song about that
  20. I've had the teeth one a lot but never lost my dick despite being highly inadequate
  21. I haven't watched the Wire in a long time but I think reading Russell Westbrook's stats just before bed influenced that dream, because he looks exactly like the character Bodie.
  22. My last dream series, the first one involved me opening a double door fridge, looking at the two drawers on the bottom, seeing them full of bloody pulp and human bits, discovering that my dad had killed my mom and the pulp was her body, then pretending like I was cool with it once he realized I knew what he had done so he wouldn't kill me too. This somehow transitioned into me running through a dense city of mostly streets and alleys, all the buildings I went into were very small and narrow one room affairs, hiding from four characters from The Wire who were after me for some reason. At one point I was sitting at a table at a diner catching my breath when Pooh and another character came in and sat at a table next to me, smirking at me and casually loading their weapons. I ran out and managed to eventually kill those two separately, but there were two more still after me when I awoke. Both dreams were unusually lucid
  23. Cyberbully360[/member]
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