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That's gross.

We constantly did the cha cha in PE throughout elementary and middle school. They even did it at prom.

Oh lol you're right. I never heard of it. Apparently it's Spoonr now.

Apparently she is a never nude even during penetration

Do you want to have sex -----> Hit me with a spill thrill, fool

Is that a new app?

Can you drive us there -----> Toss me in for a spin cycle zoomZOOM I'm not doing anything tomorrow -----> Just smacking the fat backs Have you eaten -----> How full is your mush compartment

:brownbottle:

You aren't going to make it.

Looks really bad but it will get that nostalgia money and probably a couple shitty sequels. In ten years though no one is going to look back on the Trump-era Power Rangers trilogy with any fondness.

My shit's about half true, a quarter exaggerated truth, and a quarter completely made up.

Culleoka is a shit hole even by rural TN standards. I don't blame her for seeing her teacher as a way to escape.

Interview today, too embarrassed to even say what it is. No car and no money so I have to walk two miles down a crazy road with no sidewalk to the interview carrying a bag of dirty laundry because all my clothes are dirty so gotta clean them first at the laundromat. My best dress shirt is covered in glass from when someone smashed out my car window and no matter how much I shake it glass keeps falling out of it and glistening on it so I have to walk to Goodwill and hope there's something halfway presentable there, otherwise it's either my 3 year old work shirt or an all black or all white dress shirt, none of which is really appropriate. Only even considering working there because it's walkable. Not fast food but same pay grade. Drinking several pitchers of green tea to flush out my system and get the green piss so maybe I'll pass the drug test. If I have to go to a clinic somewhere to do it I'll need to figure something out to get there. Rent next month is going to be 2 weeks late and even if my landlord waives the late fee, my utility bill will definitely have a late fee. I sold my Wii for $15 and while there ran into a friend who bought an Ernest movie for $9. I hope I get hit by a car on the way and it cripples or kills me because i am about done with this shit.

Well I misread the news and Omri Casspi didn't sign w Memphis, he was reportedly considering it but decided on Minnesota instead, so the Grizzlies signed some D League shooter. Idk why finding anyone who can consistently make 3's has been such a fucking struggle over the past several years. They couldn't trade a 2nd round pick and some pocket lint for Anthony Morrow or someone? Vince Carter and Gasol can't be your volume snipers in the playoffs.

You'll never have to change your own car battery again

What was it about. Drug money owed? That's usually what they've been about ime, $ owed, usually for drugs.

^ extremely true

That's a shame.

Sure I did, you all saw.

This reminds me Admin[/member] can I get a custom rank as my turkey bagging competition prize? Rank requested: Cat Holes

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Thanks if you could fix that it'd be amazing

100% from mobile, the only thing I want is to be able to see who liked my post without having to squint and adjust the brightness settings on my phone and squint again before giving up. Everything else is fine

I'm the best possible version of myself