NaBarney

I already told you about my uber ride

Shoulda bought some weed off the nice gentleman

I just started a kitchen job, still haven't cut myself there yet but I know it's coming

Mmmmmmm. That's the good stuff https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/16/opinion/climate-change-parenting.html

Look, you got the only actual cannibal on this site to respond, why don't you hone in on him instead of acting like there's anything wrong with what I'm doing.

You don't get worms from sharing a pizza with someone

Fake outrage. Why eat free pizza when I want a piece of pizza? Are you even hearing yourself?

If I was a millionaire I would still do that

When I worked at the hotel sometimes people would put their finished pizza boxes on the ground in the hallway outside of their room. Sometimes there would be slices of pizza still left. Sometimes I ate them.

What upsetting things have I said that I eat? I usually make slightly too much money to qualify for them. Tho I guess now that I'm working less I could apply, but the max for an individual is like $200 and I'd probably get a lot less than that.

I love finding and eating other people's fingernails

InTheCatBoxAgain

Why a Wii U?

RT >

Unless it's like MY store and I personally own everything in it I'm just gonna act like I didn't even see something like that, forget following these fiending thieves out into the parking lot and getting stabbed over some benadryl or something

Like $500k could probably carry me through to 70. Something like 12 a year

She's probably just desperate and doesn't know what else to do.

I thought your family was comfortable/wealthy as fuck. She trying to sell makeup? Maybe it's a hobby

And once again, elections aren't real https://motherboard.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/mb4ezy/top-voting-machine-vendor-admits-it-installed-remote-access-software-on-systems-sold-to-states

Republican goals

We are all friends and family here

Chris Hedges is the only real one left

Music and weed

You made me do this

Just show up purporting to be a new hire no one was expecting and work half a shift at Burger King or somewhere.