LotR. You can fall into the world and waste a lot of time looking at maps and reading the wiki of the history of the first and second ages when you aren't reading.
My real vote though is the Redwall series
..... fuck, yer right. And that's assuming any normal, not cartoonishly sadistic rapist cops show up, this is LA we're talking about after all..
Ok yeah mine is the worst answer
I never saw Rusev in WWE so I'm patiently waiting for a reason to care about this guy... Mostly just hoping they don't go full TNA and hotshot the title onto him next year to help make Fandango want to jump ship or w/e