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Vela

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  1. I shouldn't be laughing at that...but he kinda sounds like my cat, a.k.a. PissPot.
  2. Her name is Nera. Like the Italian emperor, Nero.
  3. 😋
  4. Awesome...I was wondering. What about him drives you nuts? That he loves on you too much?...that's what it is isn't it heluvsonyewtoomuch...
  5. Huh, interesting. Cause I keep seeing pet pics here in FF. I have two from halloween, kitty wanted in on the selfies. Should I post them here? Is Hedwig all white?
  6. Is there not a dedicated thread or page for dumping furry family member pics?
  7. You were right. He looks happy.
  8. Yeah, I'm glad everything worked out. Like fuggs was saying, bet it feels safer now, that's a good feeling.
  9. One need never apologize for The Bloodhound Gang, lol.
  10. lol "plum" was a euphemism for vagina during the medieval era. So was "cunt"...that's how old that word is. There were WAY more terms for penis though, lol.
  11. Well I don't think I need to specify what the plum is. But "plum" was coined first and then of course came along "plum tree shaker". Useless facts. Like the heart symbol. I get the feeling not too many people would think the ❤️ symbol is all cute if they new it's origins 😄
  12. Like I said, I'm tired...I'm typing too many letters here and not enough there. The actual 13 c. term is plumtree-shaker.
  13. XD XD XD I'M TIRED alright!
  14. That's cause of that old saying, way to a man's heart is through his stomach...looks like it's the same for the plum-shaker. 😶 I apologize for using a 13 cen. term for penis, Idk y that happened.
  15. 😄 Wouldn't be the first time that was the case. And STILL I hardly ever pass up free food 😅
  16. Vela

    Un make me

    What do you do? What would you like to do?
  17. done
  18. Yeah...yeah...this...
  19. Right? That's how my neighbors got me at the last place I lived. It'd be real late at night and they be like come over and I be like no I'm cranky, why do you like me anyway? and they be like we've got wine and ham and I be like Imma take a quick shower for your sakes give me 10 min. 😋
  20. They want to know what you know...🤖
  21. How did you know that's the reason he's collecting them?! Amazing!
  22. Ohokaythat'snotsobad 😋 I live by a really bad corner where there's been a lot of that and a lot of accidents and one asshole that got really close while I was waiting at the light, like thanks for testing your estimations with me asshole.
  23. What about navy blue?
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