Vela

which makes something cold

I'm actually really curious as to what Texas calls Chinese. But Indian sounds good.

It's not his fault. He still doesn't know who I am

Aaaahahahahaha

Ooo banana cream or rhubarb. You can't buy rhubarb at Stop&Shop I made rhubarb pie once because I found it growing in my backyard, the plant, not the pie. First and only time I've ever had it.

You're just like... every fucken day like that's normal.

There's the apple and sweet potato pie too... Honestly I'm not a big fan of either if there isn't SOMETHING to help the thing out, like whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.

I'll touch this. I mean, I don't know but I'd bet it stems from segregation laws prohibiting black people from using pools which produced generation after generation of people who never learned to swim resulting in a fear of water considering any kid who has a general knowledge of how to swim is still at a high risk of drowning. Saying 'Black people can't swim' is just another means of drawing attention to racial differences as there is a higher percentage of black and latino vs. white in America that have "low or no swim ability" (according to a 2010 study by USA Swim) - because when you look at the small picture, go to the public pool or beach, it doesn't seem like a big difference...but then when you look at the grand scale and start making statistics it seems like a much bigger difference and tah dah you have a tool for.... yaaaaaaay racism!

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Granted. Thank goodness for anime, that's where I often go. Oh sure, be all ninjafaced yet don't expect me to be curious and want to know...thanks. Nighty night! Sleep well!

I ttly blame you. I mentioned needing sleep and then you just...disappeared...blind eye to my cries for help. Wait...eye...involves seeing, not hearing. I'M GOING TO BED!

That's so weird...it won't let me parry your image with this one... When I click 'quote' your comment box appears empty. Ah well. Nighty night! Sleep well when you do!

Thank you! nap time

Gotcha She's fortunate to have you.

Who YOU look'n at

You mean late at night.

TEDDYBAR! Going to the bathroom again?

And Doom doesn't even care.

Right? Actually I get angry. I'm like WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I JUST THROW IT TO THE FLOOR TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU and...and then I...I slam it onto the floor...WHERE IT FUCKEN WANTS TO BE APPARENTLY!!!

While "Great Balls" is indeed a more complimentary nickname (and I have no doubt befitting to you) it simply is much longer and not nearly as poignant as "Jizz." I'm afraid you will likely find yourself stuck in this unfortunate role over and over again due these two reasons mentioned. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TORPIDITY TELL ME TO GO TO SLEEP!