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Vela

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  1. Gotcha She's fortunate to have you.
  2. You mean late at night.
  3. TEDDYBAR! Going to the bathroom again?
  4. And Doom doesn't even care.
  5. Right? Actually I get angry. I'm like WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I JUST THROW IT TO THE FLOOR TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU and...and then I...I slam it onto the floor...WHERE IT FUCKEN WANTS TO BE APPARENTLY!!!
  6. While "Great Balls" is indeed a more complimentary nickname (and I have no doubt befitting to you) it simply is much longer and not nearly as poignant as "Jizz." I'm afraid you will likely find yourself stuck in this unfortunate role over and over again due these two reasons mentioned. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF TORPIDITY TELL ME TO GO TO SLEEP!
  7. Is the next question "Where do you live?"
  8. First This had to happen because...non relevant relevance. And Second I can't find the book
  9. I do that when I'm tired and oddly I do it a lot with double 'e' words vs. 'ea' words. But no 😋 you didn't. You played the game I love to play, which is taking the literal sense and or context out of things when they're not specified or if they've been flubbed.
  10. Animals and Psychedelics? The Buzz in the Meadow? The Truth About Animals: Stoned Sloths, Lovelorn Hippos and Other Tales from the Wild Side of Wildlife?
  11. Oh you! I'd ttly meat you *nods* [before you ask, yes, it was on purpose. I might just have to mix up homophones every chance I get with you. Not my fault, you started it.]
  12. He Be GBz Aaaaaahahahah...ehhhhhhh *sigh* somebody tell me to go sleep. Please? I'm bad at putting myself to bed.
  13. I don't doubt or fault you. I looooooooove to sleep. >.> like...during the day I guess, lol.
  14. I have no choice but to believe you Actually I do find it very interesting. Scientist on coke, sounds legit
  15. ?
  16. omg ur so fucken right, lol I ligit through my underwear out in a porta-potty once cause I just wasn't having ANY of it that night
  17. That muthuh fuckuh with perfect balance who knows a lot about Nazi's and would rather sleep than build a deck.
  18. How'bout G Beez...shortened even shorter to GBz
  19. Comfortable *ponders* Just...wanted...a drink...of water... Fucken...got this...itch! And...
  20. >.> Now I want cheese. <.< And I think you're asleep.
  21. Another question...do kegels work on buttholes too? Like...then they'd be for everyone...
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