Vela

Do you promise to do that creepy laugh while you're doing it?

Branded

Wait 😆 are you saying you guys got Craned? lmao

Wha wuh wuh wait what? ... He talking about me?

So what kinda house party we talk'n heeya? Like collage ppls?

I remind you of a broken light bulb?!

MOTHER FUCK*calms down*...fricken water. *sigh* brb...gunna go get some water. There goes sleeping in. Remember you wanted to know what else I do in my sleep? Thank god peeing isn't one of them.

Ah, like distorted you come here to wined down?

lmao uhhhhh you missed me while peeing? I really don't know what to say 😂

Ahahahahaha...no I don't think anyone here would have known that or believed it then continued not to if you didn't just tell us.

Aw, youz lolbros. 😄

Well what better way then to have a creepy stalker lurking in the shadows during his skits and then blogging about it! I'm just kidding. About the blogging part...heh heh blogging I don't do.

Oh man...I just know it's gunna be like days after this post and nobody's gunna have any idea why sweet and considerate Distortedreasoning is coming outta left field and roasting me, lolol...they be like... ... ... wow I guess distorted just doesn't like this chick. XD

It'll be the best and last massage I'll ever get!!! [<- inside joke]

lol...so I guess what I'm saying is that you will touch penus in order to be sure about it 😄

What you weren't? 😆😄 Nah kidding...look at that kids' face...he was pretty sure he didn't wanna touch that thing before he did...but he had to anyway cause he was curious.

Okay, I will keep that in mind 😶 😶😶😶 Uuum but... ... ... why am I keeping this in mind again? 🙃

What is happening right now... ...why you guys awake?!

You

But ya still had tuh find out. *nods*

@jackiemarie90 I was gunna post something different but I saw this and thought it was adorable...

Good morning! *waves*

😄 those don't exist!