Vela

MOTHER FUCK*calms down*...fricken water. *sigh* brb...gunna go get some water. There goes sleeping in. Remember you wanted to know what else I do in my sleep? Thank god peeing isn't one of them.

Ah, like distorted you come here to wined down?

lmao uhhhhh you missed me while peeing? I really don't know what to say 😂

Ahahahahaha...no I don't think anyone here would have known that or believed it then continued not to if you didn't just tell us.

Aw, youz lolbros. 😄

Well what better way then to have a creepy stalker lurking in the shadows during his skits and then blogging about it! I'm just kidding. About the blogging part...heh heh blogging I don't do.

Oh man...I just know it's gunna be like days after this post and nobody's gunna have any idea why sweet and considerate Distortedreasoning is coming outta left field and roasting me, lolol...they be like... ... ... wow I guess distorted just doesn't like this chick. XD

It'll be the best and last massage I'll ever get!!! [<- inside joke]

lol...so I guess what I'm saying is that you will touch penus in order to be sure about it 😄

What you weren't? 😆😄 Nah kidding...look at that kids' face...he was pretty sure he didn't wanna touch that thing before he did...but he had to anyway cause he was curious.

Okay, I will keep that in mind 😶 😶😶😶 Uuum but... ... ... why am I keeping this in mind again? 🙃

What is happening right now... ...why you guys awake?!

You

But ya still had tuh find out. *nods*

@jackiemarie90 I was gunna post something different but I saw this and thought it was adorable...

Good morning! *waves*

😄 those don't exist!

He or she? "They" look like a super sweetie which ever they are.

Lol. I mean it might be how most men have always been, lol. Only now they can be upfront about it. When you think about it's an honest description/proposal meant for someone that's looking for the same thing...in that sense it's not terrible.

It's not the cheating that hurts it's the lies that surround it that fuck you up. I guess "time" might help you trust again but I don't think it will for me. Which is why I agree with this... Cause it wasn't worth trusting to begin with, lol. You 'do' for you from now on. And then maybe if you find the right person whom you appreciate for who they are you'll have to put one foot in front of the other and see where it takes you.

😆

You're a... with an unhealthy infatuation with Mariah Carey... And I'm just connecting nodes and... ...my thoughts.

I did! How 'bout you?

Funny, I was just thinking of taking a nap.

Ohhhhh now I see whatcha mean by "unhealthy." Is Mariah Carey THAT into MLPs? I take everything at face value. YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE!