scoobdog

Where did you steal this story? It feels like it was stolen from someone smarter than you.

Best friends forever!

I think we are!

Are we friends yet?

I'll be your friend Nabs!

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While we're on the topic, why aren't there more black weather girls?

That a strip club? Evelyn would probably be a stripper if she wasn't a weather girl based solely on her on screen presence.

Let's see....

Ok, what's that supposed to mean?

Next Question.... If there was one weather girl in the entire United States you could fuck, who would it be?

Eh. They're OK. Kind of sweet, though.

Next question, why do bitches call their bitching "shitposting" when they don't want to be called bitches?

Aliens?!

Happy? Birthday!

Hey Buddy... What happened to Sawdy?

Defibrillator

Quick question.... Does that Trent feel you from the inside? Or does that Trent wistfully muse about one last sunset?

The visuals really make this thread.

Spiders don't bother me all that much. If I feel one crawling on me it's no big deal. I have to wonder about the intellectual maturity of someone that gets off on manipulating creatures in the wild as if they're a wannabe naturalist.

Sounds incredibly complicated.

So, what's the last one?

Do what I usually do. Be an ass.

Like Sawdy, the only calls I get are from clients. Thankfully, they aren't long winded to that extreme, but there are still a few people that don't know when to shut up. The worst of them like to repeat shit overt and over like I didn't hear them literally thirty seconds prior. It's almost a nervous tick.

that wired