scoobdog

Yes, we do need to do this.

This arent men, fuggs.

Because you're not taking your medication as prescribed so they aren't working.

RIP

Then I highly doubt you've been smoking that long.

Dude please. You're Michael to my Paul.

That really is fabulous news. Hopefully all that worry didn't take years of your life.

Nah, he's pretty baby faced, and his obvious immaturity lends itself to him appearing to be eight or nine years younger than he is. Hell, he even drinks like a sixteen year old.

Happy Birthday, Pooh!

You wouldn't let her suck your dick if she told the truth.

I should feel proud of that, but you've said it before. I think you're just flattering me now.

Was that an insult? Also, why aren't you speaking jive?

Inorite?

Bullshit. You made a huge stink about how you were tired of him treating you like a side piece.

Sure, just as long as you stop bringing up how much more awful 2017 is going to be for celebrity genocide.

*yawn*

I was going to recommend beating up on fuggs, but she beat me to it with her stupid. Unfortunately, the only way to get over someone is convincing yourself that you don't need them anymore. In theory, it shouldn't have to be said that a confident, intelligent woman doesn't need any man to make her worthwhile, but sometimes old gender stereotypes and meddling friends (who mostly mean well) obscure the fact. Things will turn around for you once you get your new job and you start working in the field you trained for. People will see you for the valuable person that you are, and you'll feel better about yourself.

A huge loss. (INB4 Mochi)

Kowing you Phillies, that was just the chaser.

So, when did you decide to start speaking like a walking talking stereotype full time?

Yes, but everyone should know that "California Rolls" aren't traditional Japanese sushi (though they certainly could be considered authentically Japanese). Making the distinction is less about insulting the attributed cuisine as much as it is appreciating the actual source cuisine.

Oh boy!

So, what you're saying is that fuggs thinks everything raw cold she gets at any asian restaurant is sushi?

If you didn't take the job, what would you have to write about?