scoobdog

Is there now?

I'm with Buddy on this, and not because I think he should be eating red meat. He's very clearly making a diagnosis based solely on superficial and incomplete information - whether or not he's right about the diagnosis, he's clearly wrong about how he came to that diagnosis. Also, he's not asking Buddy to take out red meat, he's asking him to be a vegan, which is a fairly extreme diet change with no real justification.

How does that make him less of a racist again?

Because he's a smarmy douche? I mean, even Bucket hates hipsters.

Why? So you can turn green with envy?

I've heard plenty of stuff about how consuming red meat can cause build up in your arteries, but no decent doctor is going to tell say shit like going vegan will cure things. That alone is enough to dump him and find someone who knows what the fuck he's talking about.

A greed.

Chris Isaak Wynton Marsalis

Sounds nasty.

No, it just means you're not all that bright. You don't usually address people by pronouns within earshot, so it rarely matters how they identify.

It doesn't matter. Just harder to get action on a lighter ball.

Those amazing hips though......

Having to care for an aging cat is just the worst. I mean, I do it without complaints, but it's gut wrenching watching someone die of old age or terminal disease and being helpless to stop it. I think you've earned the right to take a break from that, but it's still commendable that you would consider an special needs pet in the first place.

100000000% better.

I'm with Phillies on this one. Coming up with good jokes is hard work if you're not at your freshest. I recommend a naked jog around the block to get you going.

Lame

His schtick isn't just boring, it's fucking depressing too.

A collage of the exact same screen over and over? Yeah, that's not how collages work.

The beer's for me. Also, ten pounds? That's a light ball.

Bowling is fun, but only with lots of beer.

Ginguy liked your post; now I feel guilty.

No, it isn't.

You done good.

I don't see a problem. It was in play, not dead ball. Edit, oh, you mean the bump. There was nothing to it - guys get bumped all the time and its not malicious. Maybe instead of flopping, he should have done a better job of covering his man in the end zone.

It was a stiff arm. What's scumbag was the dude flopping when Rodgers bumped him, then getting burned for PI on the next play.