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scoobdog

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  1. No, I know. My cousin, who sits across the office, got her notary public several years ago so our company didn't have to bring someone else in to notarize documents for permits and the like. It's easy enough to forget that everyone has to be present if you're in a rush and you're not thinking about defrauding anyone. But, the law is generally the same everywhere - not there in person = no notarizing.
  2. You fuckers need to start your own comedy routine.
  3. Do it, boss.
  4. Your boss is trying to use you to commit fraud?
  5. Lol. You creeping on your former boss? Did you go over to his place and sift through his trash too?
  6. Who says he doesn't?
  7. Old boss is right. Good janitors don't have opinions; they mop piss when they're told to mop piss or they get replaced by friendly Mexicans who do it better and with a smile.
  8. I was just thinking.... Genie does look good in a necktie.....
  9. I finally saw Tangled the other day on TV. I'm a little behind.
  10. I'll bet Lil ghosty did.
  11. Unfortunately. But, it's still cheaper than eating out every day.
  12. I'm assuming that meant he didn't die.
  13. I don't want to get too up in fuggs' business, but one can usually tell when loss of appetite means more than just not being hungry.
  14. Is it accompanied by any other symptoms?
  15. Can one really trigger Dane so easily, though? The man is the consummate opportunist, so maybe it's just digging for the mother lode.
  16. Someone who isn't hungry? I don't sense much in the way of a great philosophical oration coming from this.
  17. Never did, man. Never did.
  18. That wouldn't even last me a week.
  19. Can't. Too small. TAKE THAT YOU CUCKS.
  20. But it was funny. Also, I'm not a big fan of cleaning bathrooms either, but I do it religiously anyway.
  21. Don't you hold out until the cat gives you a tip?
  22. It must piss you off seeing younger people who are smarter than you.
  23. So, why do you look like you're at a funeral in every picture?
  24. That's not a deal breaker with the good ol' boys.
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