scoobdog

So you can't even fake a mental illness to get attention?

Dude. Get a new PC. That one sucks.

No, I've eaten after taking novocaine, and i never had my lips so numb I thought I might chew them off. Granted it was to take a wisdom tooth out, but, still, it was like the entire left side of my mouth.

Your dentist isn't using the Novocaine right if that's the problem.

They're better then In-N-Outs fries, though. Those fries really are just slices of potatoes fried and in a container. You have to salt them yourself. Also, Smashburger is alright, but I probably wouldn't make a special stop there. They're competing against the usual suspects, and they don't have the same coverage a local chains like The Habit have. Their shakes are pretty good though.

Why would you want to do that?

My Great Aunt was a notoriously mean gin drunk, too. I tend to think it was less about what she drank and more about the profound psychological demons.

I don't believe for a minute that you would ever be on ESPN.com. It has to be the assassin squad.

Stuff like give creepy old casino janitors hand jobs in between student council meetings.

That hasn't stopped Kenny.

No, Prawn.

It's still going to taste like shit, so you're good.

Really?

Eh, I don't press when I camp, but I see your point.

But, can it kill a man....?

But only those with a thick, luxurious mane. The machines have no use for balding, middle-aged, Eleanor Rigsbys.

I'm spoiled by the new electric panini makers they have. Those things have more than enough coverage and they don't require playing with the stove.

Can't say I've ever used a pie iron like that. Not sure what all they do, but pressing sandwiches is one.

Of course you will. Heh.

Sure it is. Get some.

I thought that's what we were trying to do.

North Carolina is next to Ohio, right?

Does it, though? Does anything in life make sense, really?

If you resided in the van, you could rid it all the way to Florida.

Don't listen to Sawdy. He's part of the OKC assassination team. They'll get you before you ever had a chance to shine.