scoobdog

One time, we had a cat eat a mouse at the back door. It went something like... Crunch, squeak, crunch, squeak, crunch, squeak.....

No, but I do find myself wondering "Can I make her/him/it fall in love with me?"

Sly was always the intellectual presence the ASMB needed (but didn't deserve). You always felt like you were learning something with him.

It's times like this we need sly.

He didn't even use the right Friday reference, either. Edit. Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.Shit.....

ROFL. That's a particularly shameful way to get doxxed.

Is that your video?

The Surfliner is a nice route, but the Coastal Starlight is even better. It incorporates the above portion plus middle Californian coast, and all of the beauty of the Cascades.

Someone should call your supervisor, just to make sure.

I've seen your pic, brah. It's amazing your fanny pack actually stays around your waist, but apparently, it does have something to rest on.

Snooty janitor scarecrows... Where the mop handle is up the butt rather than in the hands.

Honestly, the story is 8/10 without an explanation, so I wouldn't ruin it with over sharing (Lol). Seriously, though, the fish smell is what I was thinking about to.

Hey Mini_Ghost[/member] - could you translate this for me?

And with this, the Rat Pack has truly disappeared forever. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/don-rickles-dead-legendary-comic-was-90-720153

I wonder if you'll still be vested once they figure out you've been stealing from the lost and found.

All I gotta say is..... He better be fucking her brainless every night, preferrably with her face buried in a pillow.

You call it "cookie?"

What kind of welder?

Getting laid would probably help with that.

So, this isn't a share your own poetry thread?

How... precious... I'll just offer my condolences to you and leave it at that.

You look pretty tore up. I've seen younger looking 50-year-olds.

I'm having trouble feeling it, bro....

I didn't even read the OP, and I already knew where this fuckery was going. So... To paraphrase Glenn Beck, reasonable people don't need laws against stealing people's luggage from the lost and found. They won't do that whether there's a law or not.

That sucks.