Not to knock the guy any more, but the songs are almost entirely voice fx. He had no vocal range. His lyrics make no sense. Put literally anyone else in there, and the song is just fine.
I like the Weeknd.
Lol
The basic point is that the golden age is inevitably when you first joined because the place is so much more exciting to you than it is to all the people that have been there for a spell.
The Richard Simmons thing is weird. Someone goes to the press and tells them he hasn't seen Richard for weeks. Stories pop up. A few days later Richard makes the morning show rounds to say he's ok, not entirely convincingly. Then the cycle repeats.
Strangest fucking thing.
Bro, I know we've had our disagreements, but this time I got your back.
I know...
... For a fact...
... That Westpark has been looking for you. He's raising an army of union types and he needs a capable lieutenant.