scoobdog

If there was ever a single image in the history of the world that better captured the essence of "HAND CHECK", I have yet to see it. Speaking of whch....

Molar's team is going to he playoffs!

Happy Holodays to you too….

RIght now, I'm thinking we start off with two groups deciding what the actual crime is and the loser gets to be the Kashstone Kops while he winner gets to be the nefarious gang trying to get away with it. So that;s the start. But, before we get much further, I have to figure out what will be a compelling prize for he winner.

See, I like the murder mystery angle… like a game of Clue. The problem with Trump is that his dementia addled brain and the cast of inept buffoons he’s hired to do the things he doesn’t want to do are so perfectly incongruous that there’s no real common story. The joke about Seinfeld is that it isn’t a show about nothing, the something is a group of people who are very much intertwined in their common banality. There is nothing in common with the Kash Patels, the Kristi Noems, the Pam Bondis, the Pope Killer Vances. They’re just profoundly stupid people who were gifted an opportunity a lot of other stupid people had a chance at by a man so corrupted by his selfishness that his mental decline has actually made him coherent. The vacuousness is so pervasive , there’s no story to any of it. That being said, I can create a story from just one of them. Let’s say put lube on Dan Bogino’s weighs and he nearly choked to death while doing naked bench presses, and suspicion quickly falls on Patels country star girlfriend. Those three aren’t important, but their stupidity can be frame for even better characters.

Bro…

Wait….. Stupid is immoral. So, raw milk… is the hand of God!

This demands some more in depth research.

Probably not. Arizona came up with it in 1926 (last words of star QB after traffic accident) and the Bears came up with it in 1941. Close though.

I’m glad you guys are doing good. Absolutely hate the “Bear Down” thing though. (It’s a U of Arizona thing.)

No one is surprised you wouldn’t.

Drinking raw milk is a comparatively risky behavior for the non existent benefits.

Probably because it’s a long way away, like 7-8 miles in the middle UHF range. I’m not sure they make a third party router for 5G like they do with 4G; those usually have better antennas or external antenna jacks.

Fair enough. I haven’t had much luck with cellular internet but that’s with 4G. The problem with 5G is the relatively short spread. If you can spot the nearest 5G antenna before considering, that would help.

Fuck. I keep saying to myself that this is the week that I start it back up, and I don't. I guess it comes down to I haven't been able to come up with a really good concept that I think everyone will enjoy.

Do you have cable in the area? I just upgraded my ancient cable service to include internet and the cheapest service is still 100M.

It might be worth mentioning that there is a crisis hotline for those who need it. If you have or have or have had any kind of suicidal thoughts, you can dial 988.

It hasn’t in two millennia, why would it stop now?

The problem is that, as lovable as he is to the audience and as much as the show’s writers explain away his problematic behavior, Homer is also a blatant douche. Marge is kind of trapped by the douchey guys that are attracted to her.

Awwww. That's sweet.

Happy Birthday! WYA?

Yeah, that ho isn’t helping. I think she’s trafficking him.

There is something about that dude people just don't like. I mean Pete was shoved out because he's getting up there and is starting to see the game pass him by, but he still got a job almost immediately with the Raiders. Bill isn't as old and, all things considered before this year, wasn't a coaching liability. I guess he is now, so maybe that's what team execs were seeing.

Sawdy must be getting his rocks on in between NE looking all charged up and Belicheck doing a face plant.

You pick your favorite former college player and define wins entirely on how well he does.