How can such a little thing produce that much pollution? It's like he cared less about getting away and more about dousing the entire island of Manhatten with half-burnt diesel.
It's like:
"Hey, where's Osbourne at?"
"Haven't seen him today.."
"Wait, I thought I smelled him over on 6th Avenue."
"What the hell is over there?"
"I think he was sends his tights to a cleaners over there."
"Figures. He overpays for everything."