scoobdog

Sold TAO a tennis racket that he claims he bought from Coco Gauff after she smashed in a locker room but he actually bought at a yard sale,

Tried to rescue Mr Hoonie from Scoob and Kuds; ended up in Fargo out in a field in his underwear with a Hefty trash bag (the ransom was specific) full of Monopoly $100s.

Everyone knows you don’t crack on the Jets until you’re holding the Lombardi. Dude was asking to lose.

Gave false information to an anonymous tip line, then kidnapped Mr. Hoonie.

I have. I made you a snow cone, Ghosty.

Has his photo up at every fast food drive up in Fallon, Nevada.

What did Davonte say? I don’t really care because I’m just happy to see Sammy D going to the SB, just curious.

Told Ghostrek to hold the football so he could kick it, ran back to do a run up, then just kept running. Mr Hoonie looked on in amusement.

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

I don't think Star Fleet Academy sucks. So.... no bad news. Also, one of these days, mthor is going to figure out ghosty sometimes uses speech to text depending on what he posts on. New bad news... that's as catty as I can muster,

Wrote a Yelp review of TAO's kitchen as she typed that, but hasn't posted it yet because she's waiting for a plot twist.

I hear "boiler explosion" and I instantly think of that old-timey thing where water heaters used to fail and launch themselves through ceilings.

Turned the tomato hunt into an impossible quest by replacing the tomato with a spray painted handball and asked Mr Hoonie to bite in to make sure it really was the juiciest.

Has sold Mr. Hoonie homes on all six continents, at an average price of $1,000,000 over list.

And for my homey down under the Boardwalk…

That's not all bro....

Well, anyway, Happy Birthday!

Wait, Sawdy had a hateboner for ben?

I really miss her tales about her Tinderonis.

I haven’t been on a dating app in like 20 years, and even then I did nothing on it because it never felt right.

I on the other hand am really disappointed. Caleb is doing what he did at USC and we would have been in the Playoffs his Heisman year if he had a defense like the one he has in Chicago. I wanted to see him go further.

She’s right @ghostrek.

Ok

I do not.

Congratulations!