scoobdog

Are you on an iPackard, bro?

You on a Packard phone, bro?

No, I think he just needs a handjob. Everyone looks like a giant penis to him today.

God damn, motherfucker. You're smoking with an open can of gasoline in here.

It just means they start school year earlier and end later. I wouldn't call that lucky.

Hey @[classic swim], why you dragging my boy T_G?

Happy birthday, blue raven.

All I mean is alcohol doesn't change behavior, it amplifies it. But no reason to die on a hill here, because we don't know all the facts yet, particular leading up to the attack.

He could have been taking something else. He could also have been in the middle of a berserker episode. The thing is the alcohol blackout is covering another underlying issue.

It's worse than that. Supposedly, it was a box truck driver in a loading dock area that got jumped by Mark, who has no recollection of what happened after touching the window, including who stabbed him. Blacking out from intoxication is part of it, but it doesn't explain the confusion.

I’m sad to hear this. Mark has always been a nice guy, so it’s really concerning when his behavior flips so drastically.

*sniff* No, it’s ok. I appreciate the sweatshirt.

Didn’t mean it to be serious. Technically it was an aged T-bone that tasted funny at a really expensive steakhouse. But for awhile last night I thought I was going to die at least metaphorically.

Food poisoning

Happy Birthday, bro!

Good, you get the first bite of ass cake.

Thankfully, @UwPpcame to the rescue. I wasn't about to explain to her what the ass cake was all about.

Btw... are any of those cakes for S-G?

Thank you all for the birthday wishes!

Nice.

I'm not.

All things considered, I'm glad he's doing it. It'll force all those redneck shitheads to mouth off on how an American isn't an American.

That's brutal, and so is the wiki passport photo.

Yeah, it really is. Maybe I should start hosting discussions.

It's also about camaraderie. I'd like it we talked more about fantasy football here and on the yahoo chat.