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They call that quote infamous, but how could it be when it’s so heartwarming?

Did you actually see the vehicle drive by?

Sorry Pat, I was too lazy to be properly disrespectful.

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We could all use more intense flautism.

Ima be serious. Yes, it is a real problem dating someone that’s half your age. You’re not going to have much in common. That being said, you’re interpreting those looks that way because you’re experiencing regret for not being someone who could be in a relationship with her. The fact you’re gauging her against nieces and nephews is less about you actually thinking about her in a romantic way and more about you looking at her as a reflection of what you think you could have been 20 years ago. You’re using a (probably) innocent glance to beat yourself up.

Has a sizable bet in Doge Coin riding on the results of Ghosty's match.

You should go for it… and make sure you’re fucking your assistant when you’re elected.

No, not that.

hoppy brithday World is going to shit, but you’re still doing more to make it a better place than a thousand people.

No, it’s fine. Its alright. It’s good. Really.

I got a portable cassette recorder with stereo microphones.

lol. He shared over DM.

Please share.

I have one on the night stand that runs on my Sony alarm clock radio/cd, but the battery is toast so it doesn't function as an iPod anymore - just a music storage device for the clock.

If you’re elected, will you whip out your massive Johnson and slap BoBo the clown so hard with it Kid Rock has to write a memorial rap?

Not really. I’ve heard he reached out and even insisted that they sign him to the practice squad so they could all see if he had what it takes to start a game, but that’s widely reported. Also, Cam Newton is butthurt because no one wants his sorry ass.

Now it’s ok to say… Happy Birthday, Buddy. I’m not salty that Katt stole this thread, just really disappointed.

He didn’t look bad on the touchdown, but his spiral is kind of wobbly.

So, Katt… you cheated.

I believe he’s supposed to be doing a somersault.

I know it says "sex scandal" but I was really hoping for a "home invasion while stalking my ex" option.

You mean like march the Rose Parade? I probably could if I really had to. What you're talking about is just normal conditioning. I think where I'm losing you here is that you're elevating that to a catastrophic level when it's different from age 20 to age 40. Rivers isn't going to be an option quarterback - he never was and he came from a time when quarterbacks that were were oddities. He's not going to be blocking anyone. He's going to stay in the pocket and unload that ball as fast as humanly possible. And that would be true even if he had played every snap the past 4+ years because it reflects his basic motor degradation for a man his age. But, the next day, he's going to be just as sore as a quarterback half his age would be.

I’m trying to say that’s bunk. It’s a myth that stopping a particular physical activity for an extended period of time causes your body to degrade faster than those who don’t stop. It’s the old “use it or lose it” mentality.

Isn’t that like Luna’s dude? I don’t know much about IBers.