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And just when I’m in San Antonio, too.

I guess the pessimism wasn’t hard enough. Now we have Giants fans piling on.

Dude…. Your pessimism is going hard.

Bro, he is legit.

Oh shit.

If you do, is that a four way sword fight?

And I think we know who’s leaving them.

And when they’re together, there’s plenty of bees. Happy Birthday!

I just want you all to know…. I’m drunk and sentimental. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas tomorrow, and your Hanukkah was equally awesome.

They call that quote infamous, but how could it be when it’s so heartwarming?

Did you actually see the vehicle drive by?

Sorry Pat, I was too lazy to be properly disrespectful.

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We could all use more intense flautism.

Ima be serious. Yes, it is a real problem dating someone that’s half your age. You’re not going to have much in common. That being said, you’re interpreting those looks that way because you’re experiencing regret for not being someone who could be in a relationship with her. The fact you’re gauging her against nieces and nephews is less about you actually thinking about her in a romantic way and more about you looking at her as a reflection of what you think you could have been 20 years ago. You’re using a (probably) innocent glance to beat yourself up.

Has a sizable bet in Doge Coin riding on the results of Ghosty's match.

You should go for it… and make sure you’re fucking your assistant when you’re elected.

No, not that.

hoppy brithday World is going to shit, but you’re still doing more to make it a better place than a thousand people.

No, it’s fine. Its alright. It’s good. Really.

I got a portable cassette recorder with stereo microphones.

lol. He shared over DM.

Please share.

I have one on the night stand that runs on my Sony alarm clock radio/cd, but the battery is toast so it doesn't function as an iPod anymore - just a music storage device for the clock.

If you’re elected, will you whip out your massive Johnson and slap BoBo the clown so hard with it Kid Rock has to write a memorial rap?