molarbear

Hendricks threw a 3 hit CG shutout on opening day At least Opening Day was promising!

My Soul is listening to Billy Joel sing "Piano Man" while watching WWII documentaries on Youtube You married into this bruh

Did you know, Poison Ivy and Oak, are part of the Cashew Family?

leaving your job.mp4

@Raptorpat You have to admire this man's honesty

7/10, maybe? I've only done it 2 times, both times I went to bed and woke up on the couch

I can't find any better ones today

Back in 2016 (Think it was August) Dude was 4 outs away from a No No against the Cards and gave up a homerun Same. Damn. Face If you ever see him smile it's freaky, not because he looks weird or anything... you just don't expect it

Someone living in the wrong time zone paid off for once

I continue to amaze myself

I know a pretty decent HVAC guy that you could ask, assuming he didn't die from taking his 2 Benadryl

I believe in you!

So, I can post this here! I think it's adorable as Fuck YASSS.mp4

You're leaning on the button

I move a lot in my sleep now that I don't have the Dog as a buffer 1 is where I start and 2 is where I wake up usually, sometimes 3 is the floor but I found making sure my sheets were tucked in usually keeps me from rolling out of bed

I have a theory about this, David The Gnome's Wife left him and he now goes around stealing things This is the excuse I use when I can't find a matching sock after doing laundry